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Indiana, USA
Joined October 2008
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Legalize run-on sentences
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“What kept me sane was knowing that things would change, and it was a question of keeping myself together until they did.” Nina Simone
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Why would you call them "undercover cops," when you could call them pigs in a blanket?
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Electrolyte Orchestra
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shamwows for my real friends, and real wows for my sham friends
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THREAD. Today the New York Times published yet another long story raising alarms about a supposed "cascade" of shoplifting. Below, I try my best to explain what makes the article such dangerous and misleading propaganda.
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It's that time of year when music festivals release their lineups and I realize how out of touch I am based on how many bands I don't recognize
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proposing a new morality test: the scrooge index. it’s just how many ghosts it’d take for you to be nice to a poor person. anything >1 is a fail. if a ghost pops up to call you a dick, take a hint. it never has to become a multi-ghost situation. jeff bezos’ scrooge index is 497
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so you're telling me a dead poet made this society?
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The childhood urge to climb any flight of stairs hunched over and using your hands like a bear.
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One of the small joys of being human is using profanity after yawning
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Even a little bit of help could go a long way Help a struggling single dad get a car gofund.me/998b240f
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Fact of the day: Pumpkin pie became a popular dish during Civil War-era celebrations of Thanksgiving because pumpkins were grown on small farms, not plantations, making the pie a symbol of abolitionist virtue.
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Make Kirby the universal Thanksgiving mascot
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Really though
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A giant Kirby float in the parade is a no-brainer
I've never seen the media interview a black parent about how race is being taught to their children.
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BLM protesters never needed blanket pardons in advance.
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My comments on Mike Tomlin.
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This is the perfect time of year to go Christmas shopping for the werid, spooky person in your life
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