@BenClose1983

Number cruncher. Balding. @WestmorlandFL fixture guru. Wannabe Mike Dean often found plodding around the grounds of Westmorland on Saturday’s. #MUFC #GlazersOut

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Without question, the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. 😡😭😭😭😭😭 #wordle
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utdreport
@utdreportOct 18
United play today.
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Any pints?
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STATEMENT; There is a heavily photoshopped image of me in my reffing gear circulating this site. It is not Gareth. I do not want to be likened to Gareth. No one does. Anyone else doing so will be hearing from my lawyers. No further comment will be made at this time.
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Terrible decision that. Jesus Christ.
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Joe@Brikka49Oct 12
Replying to @BBCBreaking
Not a fan of Breaking Bad or people with Cerebral palsy but RIP nonetheless
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Any IKEA meatballs?
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Good lord, we are absolutely shite.
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Christ
🤖 Made with AI
John Rambo@JohnRambovxOct 9
Working mans pizza
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Is it Monday?
The Orny Rascal Resurrection Red Cartel Member@AndreySant4eOct 8
Any GF McDonalds
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That’s quite enough Internet for today. Good lord.
shubham@shub_hummmmmOct 8
Just above average for the fame he gets, he's lucky kdb wasn't around at the same time as him
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Gareth@GarethNotGarthOct 6
Meant to be sleeping with one of these cpap mask things on tonight. What a load of woke nonsense.
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This is a fabulous 6 minute listen. 😭
United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️
@UtdArts1Oct 3
I mean… there are Berts… and then there’s Berti McBertest 🤦‍♂️ “City have always been bigger than United. They only got money because Sky presented them with a golden opportunity for free publicity”
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Jesus
BelfastDon@BelfastDonOct 2
Gone full 70’s with a prawn on wheaten bread salad
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Ben Close retweeted
J 🇾🇪@UtdStruggsSep 30
Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case! A lifeline here for Manchester City!
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@mcscotty808Sep 30
So I've read the majority of the 40 page documents and there's more holes in it than a second hand dart board the whole fucking thing is just a mess i fear this will drag on for another 2 years and will only end with a high court ruling in the meantime fans and players will be abused on a daily basis I'm still leaning towards just taking the punishment then we can move forward i appreciate not many feel this way
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Any Thai knocking about?
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There won’t be a better tea on this app this weekend so don’t even bother.
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A cry for help.
Zico@Z1ZicoSep 25
This won’t be beat today
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Congrats to @DenzelHuck on the birth of your third child! Boy or girl? And fair play for cooking up and eating the placenta for your breakfast this morning. Well done. 👏
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Is this Zack Polanski?😂😂
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Hi @GarethNotGarth, I’ve heard that the police have raided your house & found Jake’s remains, buried with a load of bondage gear & stumbled upon several questionable hard drives as well as an admission from you that you’re the worst chef of Twitter? Deny within 7 days if untrue
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