People's "Lukashenka-free" Republic of Belaruse Ministry of Information - пародыя міністэрства "Parrotty Gnus From the Minsk Zoo since 2015"
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BUSINESS HISTORY
1938 - The first AGM of NYSE-listed Stoogeco descended into chaos after the pie charts were found to contain real pies.
Chairman and CEO M.O. Howard closed the meeting shortly thereafter with simultaneous eye pokes of the CFO & COO.
Bestiality exclusion quietly removed from "job qualifications" of President of United States of America.
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RUSSIAN TV ANNOUNCEMENT
Due to a scheduling change, "Yezhov" will no longer be seen in this time slot.
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Russian nobleman Lord Ха-Xа begins all broadcasts from Moscow with the catchphrase "Россия зовёт, Россия зовёт".
French defeat at Waterloo attributed to absence of Marshal Grouchy's heavy cavalry, deployed miles to the east in fruitless pursuit of Prussian Maus brigade.
NEWS OF 1938
A translation error leads Neville Chamberlain to trade the Sudetenland for German vegetarian recipe "peas in our thyme."
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Image of Dr. Oz campaign poster was digitally altered, fact-checkers say.
DIGITALLY ALTERED UNRETOUCHED
1945 IN PICTURES
Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery was able to "break the ice" with his Soviet counterparts through coarse George Patton jokes.
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INTERNATIONAL ART GALLERIES
Located in Manhattan, MOEMA is the acronym for the Museum of Eyepokes and Modern Art.
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In the Second World War, superior Italian generalship was credited with the following battlefield victories:
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In global potash production, Belarus & Russia jostle for 2nd with Canada expected to widen its lead after the legalization of cannabis in July.
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Canada blocks exports of potash-derived "Orange Hair Dye #1636" to United States.
John Lennon's LSD-influenced 1966 concept song "Two Dogs for Kash Patel To Copulate With" was quickly dismissed by the other Beatles with even Lennon later admitting "it was too science-fictioney".
INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLING NEWS
American cat receives instruction in supply management from Québécois dairy cow "Elise".
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"The Boris Johnson Experience" has spawned many amateur tribute bands.
