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Jyo

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Joined January 2010
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A lot of this is very true....
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Do you know how to behave? Are you sure? Presenting 194 updated rules for existing in polite society trib.al/mpFOkqQ
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ROBIN WILLIAMS lost out on the Critics Choice Awards in 2003 but was still called up by Jack Nicholson to make a speech.
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Everyone has that one coworker... Follow along on TikTok: thedo.do/shoppers_hardware & Instagram: thedo.do/shopperstv.

Everyone Has That One Coworker

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The 1950s came by and picked up their headline.
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"I am human. Politicians are human," Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern of New Zealand said as she announced her resignation. "We give all that we can for as long as we can, and then it's time." nyti.ms/3Xll8SY
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"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog that doesn't like a person." - Bill Murray
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Som Shekhar (@somshekharsom) profile pictureSom Shekhar@somshekharsom10 Jan 2023
Gulzar Sahib's poem for Javed Sahib. 🥹♥️
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"To do well, you must figure out which arguments you must never try to win." @nntaleb
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Every year, Lake Superior University publishes a list of words and phrases they would like to banish the next year. This year's entries include "moving forward", "does that make sense?" and "it is what it is".
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At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.
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The Dogs of 2022
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"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." - George Bernard Shaw
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Word of the day, at this point every year, has to be ‘scurryfunging’ (19th century US dialect): the frantic tidying up/attempt to achieve a semblance of order that takes place just before guests arrive.
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Wow, it turns out that Angel di Maria is quite a brilliant - and lyrical - writer? “In the rain, in the cold, in the dark.” (2018) — theplayerstribune.com/articl…
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3/5 Pedigree, the dog food brand, and its agency Colenso BBDO use this insight for a cracklingly funny radio ad campaign where a droll scientist-type voice explains teenagers' behavior and offers a remedy!! (3 radio ads play back-to-back 👇)
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Greatest game in a long long time. 😍 Congratulations to half of Kerala and Bengal, all of #ARG and La Albiceleste fans everywhere. Oh and what a glorious World Cup swan song this was for #Messi𓃵 #ArgentinaVsFrance #FIFAWorldCup
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@goal18 Dec 2022
ARGENTINA HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP 🇦🇷
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Ok if I have a heart attack it’s cause I’m watching this #FIFAWorldCup
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First bought #FRA some extra time and has now given them an extra life. Seriously what is this guy! 🫡
GOAL (@goal) profile pictureGOAL
@goal18 Dec 2022
KYLIAN MBAPPE WORLD CUP FINAL HAT-TRICK 👑
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My god, #FIFAWorldCup. This game is a gorgeous, evil curse. I love it so much make it stop.
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