Pepper Potts

I wonder what I would have to do to get @TonyStark_IM to shave that goatee.

The phone has not stopped ringing today since I announced @TonyStark_IM's press conference. Now to just get him to show up for it.

An order for one. Always for one.

I should be concerned with the reports of a giant robot on the roof, but that's hardly the craziest thing to happen around here.

Followed by the suits. Five for a dollar.

I'm selling off his sports memorabilia collection for a nickel. Even that signed Babe Ruth ball.

That's it.

He'd put me in the mailroom.

Mailroom.

Less for the "used" ones.

I'm think 25 cents per suit.

Tony, you will do this now or I will disassemble that garage you call a workshop piece by piece in a Malibu thrift sale.

#StarkTower What's the trouble, Sif? And squirrels, Thor? I'm sure fuzzy rodents are no match for your powers.

#StarkTower *Smiles in return to @the_swordmaiden* Thank you. If there is anything I can do to make your stay comfortable, let me know.

#StarkTower *She glances around the room again* I see..... Had I known we were entertaining I would have arranged catering.

#StarkTower My apologies, I hadn't realised I was interrupting anything. *Grips a file of papers to her chest*

*Opens the door and her eyes move from @TonyStark_IM to the intoxicated @Bruce_TheHulk to @Mighty_Hammer and finally @the_swordmaiden*...

Now /that's/ something that I'd pay to see.

*Presses a button on the wall, speaks with urgency* Jarvis, what's Tony's ETA from the ground breaking ceremony for the park? @TonyStark_IM

*Stands in the teleconference room, her eyes glued to the two large TV screens and her pit of her stomach twenty floors down* ...They didn't