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Bringing Levity & Leviticus to the Net since the 80s | Putting the tWITter | Hops and Chutzpah | Don’t talk💩about my cousin @MonicaLewinsky | He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍

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Joined November 2016
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The only internet endorsement I will ever need! Thanks again, Beau.
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Until Polanski remakes Chinatown with Woody Allen and Mel Gibson, I think we have a winner.
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Stewart Lee is on brand, as always. youtube.com/shorts/cVpnO0UOy…
Stewart Lee on Russell Brand in 2008 (during Brand's cretin heyday)

Stewart Lee on Russell Brand in 2008 (during Brand's cretin heyday)

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Trying to hop on that Michael Mann news cycle in the weirdest possible way.
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Love the British. Even their plagues are posh. I can just picture them flinging their cress sandwiches in the air and running in horror from their garden parties, as syphilitic ladybirds descend on their croquet match.
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Watching State of Grace (1990) and spotted this real estate sign for Lew F. or Mike A. through the bar window. Lew is doing well in Marina del Ray, in case I wasn’t the only one who was curious.
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1980s Condiment Flashback
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May Susan Saint James’ memory be for a blessing. Cheers, Mrs M. 🍸
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Parked across the street from the @JCCSF. If this is the senior transport vehicle, this is a 10/10.
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Forget the Voight-Kampff test. Easier to just give the subject a pint of Guinness. Replicant reaction seen below.
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Comparing Real Madrid to Manuel Fraga would have been more meta, cabrón.
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On my walk, I saw the best sign EVAR!111
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Replying to @7eleven
@7eleven *crickets*
(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 (@BeerRabbi) profile picture(((BeerRabbi)))🍺@BeerRabbiOct 14
Having issues with your promo in California- @7eleven @XBOX @ForzaHorizon Walked five miles to my local 7 Eleven to buy an XBOX gift card. “We don’t sell gift cards.” Second store “I try not to keep gift cards in stock.” What’s the problem? Why won’t you take my money?
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Having issues with your promo in California- @7eleven @XBOX @ForzaHorizon Walked five miles to my local 7 Eleven to buy an XBOX gift card. “We don’t sell gift cards.” Second store “I try not to keep gift cards in stock.” What’s the problem? Why won’t you take my money?
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@ForzaHorizonOct 8
Get ready for the ultimate konbini run 🚨 The 7-ELEVEn Evolving World is now LIVE in Forza Horizon 6 for the Horizon Meets series 👀
This image shows a car parked in front of a 7-Eleven store, featured in the game "Forza Horizon 6". The car is branded with the 7-Eleven logo and colors. The store's signage includes Japanese text.

ALT This image shows a car parked in front of a 7-Eleven store, featured in the game "Forza Horizon 6". The car is branded with the 7-Eleven logo and colors. The store's signage includes Japanese text.

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Nice bone for the G'rups in the audience, @JimmyKimmelLive . Most of the audience didn't get the joke, when you turned "my Sharia Law," into Stevie Wonder's My Cherie, Amour, but I thought it was bloody brilliant. Joke might've landed better if you were nearer the notes. ;)
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Laguna Beach used to BE Mexico, ya cupid stunt.
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Rocky Road RFK Edition
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I'm sure the Commander, Third Fleet, Commander, NRSW, and Commander, NAF USPACFLT thought it was hilarious.
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Secret? I was 11 when I saw the movie in the theater, and EVEN I was sure that you two had hooked up in RL. You're good actors and all, but there's acting and then there's acting.
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Sir Paul being a prick to Phil doesn't surprise me. I know of another rockstar that happened to be using the same studio complex as Sir Paul years ago. He treated the guy like he was an assistant nobody working at the studio, didn't have a clue who he was. True colours.
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