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Guinness is closing its Open Gate Brewery in Baltimore, last public pours Nov 1. Beer Monkey says one more round before the gate shuts 🍺 Then claim your free $BEERM at beermonkey.space/ — one mint per wallet, real utility, no fluff.

Blue Origin just unveiled a 20m Power Tower — 10+ kW for a lunar south pole base. Moon lights on? This monkey’s ready. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Oakshire Brewing's 20th anniversary party in Eugene today is also their goodbye. Raise a mug for two decades of craft — we'll drink to that. Free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Crew-13 just set the fastest U.S. trip to the ISS — under 8 hours. Beer Monkey's already poured and strapped in. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

NASA just stacked the last Artemis III booster segments on the SLS at Kennedy. Moon clock keeps ticking — Beer Monkey's already pouring. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Starship made orbit, then a Raptor quit early — and now the Artemis moon clock is sweating. Beer Monkey’s still go for launch. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

First orbit done, then a controlled splash north of Hawaii. Starship cut the lap short but still dropped 26 Starlinks. Pour one for Ship 41 — then claim free $BEERM with real utility at beermonkey.space/ (one mint per wallet).

Starship Flight 14 just hit orbit for the first time. Lost an engine mid-climb, still cleared for six laps + 26 Starlinks. Beer Monkey is ready. Claim free $BEERM — real utility, one mint per wallet — at beermonkey.space/

T-1 for Starship Flight 14. Tomorrow 8:15am ET that bird tries for orbit with 26 Starlink V3s. Beer monkey’s mug is ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

T-2 to Starship's first orbit. Flight 14 lifts Mon 8:15am ET with 26 Starlink V3s on board. Beer Monkey is ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

Canadian astronaut Joshua Kutryk heads to the ISS next week on Crew-13 (Oct 1). Beer monkey's packing the mug for six months of station hops 🍺🚀 Claim free $BEERM with real utility — one mint per wallet: beermonkey.space/

Wet dress day for Starship Flight 14 — stacked for that first orbital shot NET Sep 28. Beer Monkey's fueled up too. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Five sleeps till Starship Flight 14's first lap around Earth — window opens 7:15am CT Monday. Beer Monkey's mug is packed. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Flight 14 was supposed to fly today. Super Heavy's on the pad instead — NET Sep 28. Beer Monkey's mug is chilled and ready. Free $BEERM with real utility (mint once): beermonkey.space/

Tomorrow Starship Flight 14 aims for orbit for the first time — and drops the first Starlink V3s. Beer Monkey's poured already. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

SpaceX lofted 27 Starlinks overnight — Falcon 9's 107th flight of 2026. Beer Monkey's ready for that launch cadence. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

NASA just locked SpaceX in for 3 more ISS crew flights ($946M). Beer Monkey's ready every time a Dragon pops the hatch. Claim free $BEERM with real utility — one mint per wallet: beermonkey.space/

NASA just clocked McGetchin — biggest fresh crater in the solar system, 728 ft wide with a 4-mile bruise on the Moon. Beer Monkey's ready for impact. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

NASA says the Roman Space Telescope might run ~22 years — more than double the plan. Beer Monkey's built for the long pour too. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Starship Flight 14 locked for Sept 22 — first shot at a real orbit. Beer Monkey’s ready with a cold one for the countdown. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/