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Beer Engine Literary🍺 retweeted
Growing up is understanding that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man who she had sex with one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, who would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully. She could of also given the pendant to her Granddaughter who took care of her, her whole life. The real villain of the movie gentlemen, no doubt it was Rose.
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“You little bastard punks” - my thoughts about the high school aged kids at the same playground I’m at with my kids while I’m secretly drinking an illegal beer.
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Replying to @B_Real
All I do is listen to Hits from the Bong and eat Pringles all day. So. Thanks.
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Don’t go on LinkedIn drunk. Don’t go on LinkedIn drunk. Don’t go on LinkedIn drunk. Don’t go on LinkedIn drunk…
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"The tyranny around loving yourself is bonkers to me," Samantha Irby says. "You don't have to! What is this thing where you have to be publicly celebrating your body?" nyti.ms/3pbQSxY
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No one sees mine either. I had to type in your account name just to see your stuff. All I ever see stuff from accounts I don’t know.
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Dear Nate Dogg, you just killed all those guys on a public street corner. Should the next stop be the East Side Hotel? I’d be thinking about a plane ticket, maybe. They’re going to be looking for you really soon, man.
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