Joey “Joey Ortiz” Ortiz

Turang 1st team all MLB MVP finalist gold glover and no All-Star ✌️

Why can’t I just be a top slut who fucks w pro athletes and makes millions

The USA is just trying into a clown show along with Muslim and Somali invasions

I should kms and be cut

Harrison Butker meet and greet

Can the Cheifs get some sort of TE/WR that doesn’t have stage 4 retardation

Is Harrison butler isn’t cut by the end of the week I’m going to personally fly to KC and air it out

NFL is genuinely unwatchable

I’m naming my kid Aaron Ashby

STOP HES ALREADY DOWN

Just tried to spit in the urinal and hit the tip of my dick

My World Series Lineup C: Modelo 1B: Miller lite 2B: Bud light 3B: Coors Banquet SS: Michelob Ultra LF: Keystone Light CF: Coors Light RF: Rolling Rick SP: Rumplemintz Closer: Bag

Thank you Shane Gillis #nails

Looked at doordash while eating breakfast

So fuck for this exam, praying to allah rn #pleasetowels

I hate nothing more than people with a gunny smile