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Taimanin Headquarters
Joined April 2026
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“Of course everybody starts screeching for me only when I'm busy 💢”
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“Gosh I hate orcs. Talking shit all day while being the biggest cowards imaginable.”
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Why are newer iterations giving Yukikaze boobs lately. The running gag doesn't work if she isn't flat as a board 👁️👄👁️
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\✨対魔忍RPGコラボ第2弾✨/ 「井河アサギ」がもらえる対魔忍コラボ、ついに明日始動❗ アサギだけでなく、「水城不知火」もバトルに参戦💖 「大人ゆきかぜ」はレガリアで参戦💖 コラボ第1弾も復刻で「鬼崎きらら」と「水城ゆきかぜ」もGETするチャンス✨ ぜひお見逃しなく❗ 📅日時 10/30(金)メンテナンス明け ~ 11/16(月)23:59 #ジュエプリ #対魔忍RPG
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Shiranui goes missing: 🍂 Asagi's Predecessor for the next five years: 😪😴😴 Yukikaze: 😪😴😴 Asagi becomes Commander: ☺️ Yukikaze: Why did you never search for my Mother 🤨 Asagi: I literally took office 2 minutes ago 🫪
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Taimanin Hijinks ✨
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I love how Taimanin used to be "We can't do that, it might alert Edwin Black .ᐟ" And now it's the enemy going "We can't do that, it might alert Asagi .ᐟ"
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But where are the Poker cards :/ Isn't she supposed to deal them or something.
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Hey it makes for a cute party-fit.
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ @BeelzeBlade ᴠɪꜱɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴋᴏɴᴏʜᴀ, ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴏᴅɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ᴜɴɪꜰᴏʀᴍ. ʜᴏᴘᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ ꜱʜᴇ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ.
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Taimanin Assembly at 5PM.
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Treat Asagi with respect and you'll have her respect.
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“I'll show the American Taimanin who's boss around here. And I won't even need Snapchat filters for it .ᐟ”
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The best choice he had? Well then, Asagi will make the most of it. She has attended her fair shair of political events and will behave accordingly so as to not put the Hokage in any awkward situations.
If the Hokage was actually worried about any of the attendees, he'd have just brought Sakura. Instead, he was simply worried about showing off to make them all feel even more insignificant. . . . Sakura was also busy so Asagi was the best choice he had.
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To be fair with so many high profile attendees (and let's face it; targets) having a Taimanin present can never hurt. So well played .ᐟ
Was there actually a mission that required @BeelzeBlade to accompany the Hokage to the party? No. Does he regret lying to her simply so he could show up with the hottest piece of arm candy? Absolutely not. That dress wasn't even his choice.
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Taimanin 2 is like a Anime Filler Arc lmao It has it all, a "revived" Villain, a obstacle that won't be relevant after the story concludes. It repeats dialogue from the first story. It has power-ups that will never be mentioned again and locations that didn't exist before 😭
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Asagi is rehabbing 🏯 She gonna come back stronger than ever .ᐟ
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Arm in a sling. Asagi is out of action for atleast a month .ᐟ
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The Orcs tried to kidnap Sakura? That's bold. Hopefully she left atleast one breathing for interrogation.
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Where is Kuro? He was supposed to bring the new Katana's. .
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