Benjamin Smith · Mar 5, 2015 · 2:06 AM UTC

I just want to marry you, that's all I want #jealousofstainy

Benjamin Smith · Mar 1, 2015 · 12:20 AM UTC

Oi, we'll do it after we all get wet! #Tweetit

Benjamin Smith · Jan 21, 2015 · 9:36 PM UTC

Yeah I'm getting into a habit for shagging in toilets at house parties #Tweetit

Benjamin Smith · Jan 11, 2015 · 9:45 PM UTC

Where is the sex hole? #TweetIt

Benjamin Smith · Jan 11, 2015 · 5:09 PM UTC

I'm not going to shag a virgin in a bush #TweetIt

Benjamin Smith · Dec 27, 2014 · 2:14 PM UTC

Finally feel as though I'm starting to get the hang of escalators

Benjamin Smith · Dec 25, 2014 · 9:48 PM UTC

Let the food coma commence

Benjamin Smith · Dec 14, 2014 · 7:58 PM UTC

Definitely haven't missed picking mushrooms out of every meal I eat

Chris Kamara · Dec 13, 2014 · 12:30 PM UTC

Benjamin Smith retweeted

Got the cracker today at Stamford Bridge, Chelsea v Hull City. Pitch is looking fantastic #kammyselfie – at Hammersmith, London

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Benjamin Smith · Dec 9, 2014 · 11:02 PM UTC

I've had fairly decent gains #DrunkTweetIt

Benjamin Smith · Dec 7, 2014 · 9:26 PM UTC

I'm like a really sexy Bob the builder #TweetIt

Benjamin Smith · Dec 5, 2014 · 8:53 PM UTC

I reckon if I had more money I'd constantly be on drugs #TweetIt