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Joined February 2009
Hey yall.
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“So much winning they thinking it’s rigged never thought I’ll do it this big” lmfao Meg has a bar for everything
She’s such a charity case. They just be giving her shit bc they feel bad for her.
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MING LEEEEE?! Exactly what I wanna see (cause that other sister is weird no shade, she’s her daddy’s son fr)
BravoAndCocktails reporting #NextGenNYC Season 3 news! 🗽
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A lot of these service provider convos need to be held in the schools/courses by *business-savvy* master instructors. Anyone can learn a skill and/or start a business and miss a lot of points that damage their reputation or integrity of the profession.
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup. Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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#TINATUESDAY IS BACK TOMORROW ❄️
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The Jalen Hurts situation is obviously the most serious and egregious. But reports suggested Lane Johnson wanted to retire this offseason because of his mental health issues, but the Eagles brass talked him out of it. Dickerson and Jurgens came back too soon from injuries and it’s derailed their careers. Something isn’t right when it comes to how the Eagles approach player safety. Questions need to be asked regarding the Eagles medical staff and top decision makers.
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accidentally got the lyft driver talking because i wanted to correct myself if i mispronounced his name. he started lecturing me about how he doesn’t care and how it’s best that people don’t know anything about you. it’s been 10 minutes and he’s still going.
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I don’t like Gizelle or Ashley but I appreciate them backing Wendy when she said word on the streets is that you was at home and no rehab 😭😭
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People who are saying he’s wrong don’t understand what it’s like to take care of every single person you know for 7 years. We’re talking over 40 people. At a certain moment in time, it’s like why am I doing this.
Billionaire Tyler Perry gave his own family 60 days to find jobs or lose his financial support. Despite being worth an estimated $1.4 billion, he refused to keep supporting relatives who weren't working. In the video below, Perry explains why he fired his own aunt and later gave other family members an ultimatum after his mother's death. He wanted them to become financially independent instead of relying on his fortune. One aunt regularly called asking for money, and Perry kept sending it until he offered her a job. But she repeatedly called in and failed to show up for work, so he eventually fired her. His mother had also asked him to support other relatives, and he continued helping them while she was alive. After she died in 2009, Perry sent them letters giving them 60 days to find employment or lose his financial support. According to Perry, every relative eventually found a job. He didn't care whether the jobs paid well because he wanted them to earn their own money and have something to feel proud of. Perry also recalled a relative getting angry when he refused to hand over $1 million. He believed that continually giving money to people who refused to work was making their dependence worse. A billionaire who could afford to support his entire family chose to make them earn their own living. If you had $1.4 billion, would you keep supporting unemployed relatives or give them the same 60-day ultimatum?
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$820 for this is absolute insanity lmao
I need these! Who got me on a sz 44?
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Thought this was satire but like, it’s actually legit 💀💀
Opening my first paycheck as an attending physician. 🥹 years of prayers, sacrifice, and trusting God and here we are. Thank you, Jesus 🤍🙏🏾
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I was asked on a government clearance if I'd ever used prescription medications "Yeah lots of them. Like Tylenol? Wait sorry that's over the counter" "Ma'am, like someone else's opiods"
when i was 17 a police officer breathalysed me after stopping me to say a bulb was out on my headlights, he said it was because I was overly nervous and sweating profusely, he asked if I had had anything to drink and I was so nervous I told him that I had a dr pepper ealier
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Cardi chewed on that Tiny Desk. Inflection, cohesiveness, energy, lyric clarity… yeah.. big Bardi in this bitch giving the girls something else to be mad at.
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Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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niggas live for social media smh
I spent 200 on flowers that didn’t get posted that gave me confirmation that I knew I wasn’t the only nigga
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A minute later the manager came to the window and said, “We’re not out of Oreos. His lazy ahhh just didn’t wanna go to the back and get more. I’ll have it out in a minute 😂
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Just ordered an Oreo McFlurry at McDonald’s. Paid at the first window, got to the second window and they told me they were out of Oreos, so they made me an M&M McFlurry instead. I told him I’d rather just get my money back. He said he had to get his manager to do that.
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Well she did, now what?
Cardi can barely rap Hello It's Me without a backing track and screaming 2 words How is going to survive a full 25minutes of just her and the mic with no twerking distractions. This Tiny desk performance is going to be interesting
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I love when she performs this song. That Missy Elliot “Sock it 2 Me” transition is soooo NASTY!
Cardi B performs her hit single "ErrTime" on NPR Tiny Desk 😮‍💨🔥🔥
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Excuse me ?
No disrespect to the dead or their family but are they humping the floor in the name of the dead homie? 🤨
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