Mama always said Twitter's like a box of chocolates: you never know whatcha gonna get. Ukraine has a right to exist

Joined November 2014
Replying to @Ukraine @Russia
2017: the year trolling became a geopolitical tactic.
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Would it be funnier if Pattinson got nominated multiple times this year or if everyone assumes everyone else is going to nominate him so they take up a different campaign
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In fairness, there's a lot of overlap between the Book of Job and LinkedIn posts after layoffs.
was invited to a signal gc called Jobchat but contrary to what you might expect it turned out to be a Book of Job reading group
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Thanks Google, not what I was asking you bro.
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Bear Bachmeier is like some legendary old-school QB from the 1920s your grandpa tells you about that you half don’t believe him is real. “Let me tell your the story of a QB named Bear who wore #47, trucked linebackers, caught touchdowns, and played guitar with his brother Tiger”
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Very pleased that this story collection, Ender’s Tribe, will be available on Tuesday, 10/20.
On 10/20, revisit the spark that ignited #ENDERSGAME. 🚀 #ENDERSTRIBE brings that original story together with seven more selections personally chosen by @orsonscottcard from across his #Ender Universe. blackstonepublishing.com/pro…
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I will work as a consultant for BYU Football for free. My job is I stand next to Kalani and he asks me if he should fake a punt and I just always say no.
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Steve Young went 10-0 in his GameDay picks 😲🧠 ELITE ball knowledge 🔥
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Not a single team stayed put in this week’s AP Top 25. Miami is No. 1 for the first time since 2002 and BYU climbs to No. 2 after a historic weekend of upsets. See where your team landed: apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-col…
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We donated our extra second to Michigan. Charity never faileth.
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There was a 0.04% chance that Georgia, Notre Dame, Indiana, Alabama, and Texas would all lose entering the day per ESPN Analytics! 😮
The FIRST time in the AP Poll era that 5 of the Top 7 teams fall on the same day 😱
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President Dallin H. Oaks of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints welcomed religious leaders from around the world to Salt Lake City on Thursday, praising efforts to build peace and understanding while respecting differences in belief. “People of goodwill, compassion, and a desire to understand and help one another — without demanding a compromise of distinctive commitments — are at the core of peacemaking,” he said during the opening ceremony of the G20 Interfaith Forum in the Salt Lake Tabernacle. Visit the link to read more from the prophet and other global faith leaders. newsroom.churchofjesuschrist…
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The FIRST time in the AP Poll era that 5 of the Top 7 teams fall on the same day 😱
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#1 LOST to an unranked team. #2 LOST to #8. #3 barely WON in Double OT. #4 barely BEAT #5. #5 barely LOST to #4. #6 was MANHANDLED by #14. #7 LOST to an unranked team. #8 BEAT #2. #9 DESTROYED #13. #10 had ZERO issues against an unranked team. #11 *still playing at the time of this post* #12 remains UNDEFEATED. #13 STRUGGLED and LOST on the road. #14 BEAT #6. #15 pulled off a WIN on the road in the SEC. #16 was BLANKED by #22. #17 was IDLE. #18 LOST to #20. #19 was IDLE. #20 HANDLED #18. #21 *still playing at the time of this post* #22 had ZERO issues against #16. #23 was IDLE. #24 got another WIN. #25 SQUEAKED by an unranked opponent. What a wild day!
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6 undefeated FBS teams remain.
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BYU UPSETS NO. 2 NOTRE DAME TO MOVE TO 6-0 ON THE SEASON 🔥
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This is what a modern-day Apostle looks like.
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