FYI, coming back from 3 business days away from work to FOUR emails about the same review request is excessive and not likely to make me want to provide free labor for your journal.

I'm seriously considering starting a journal called "Descriptive Epidemiology" that just publishes well-done descriptive papers since existing biomedical journals don't seem to value those AT ALL. Do better, existing journals!

I know it got too hot in my apartment because the chocolate on my digestives melted and they're stuck together.

Does a programming language translator app exist? I could really use a SAS -> R translator right now.

A reading day! I’m giving myself a reading day!

My 2nd dissertation paper is out! In this paper, I get around journal word limits by putting 2 pages of introduction and a paragraph from the discussion in the supplementary material! authors.elsevier.com/a/1fMLL…

Looks like #SER2022 is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

Today, my mom tried to use my European washer/dryer machine and 1) washed her clothes w/o soap, 2) dried her unwashed clothes, 3) dried her clothes w/ soap, 4) successfully washed her clothes w/ soap, 5) re-washed her clothes w/o soap before finally 6) drying her clothes.

I'm learning the hard way that being a postdoc in London is much more financially straining than being a PhD student in North Carolina.

If I put a QR code on a fabric poster, will it work? Surely someone has tried this before...?

Today in 💩 reviewer comments: "please remove half of your results, as I don't like that someone could interpret them in a potentially harmful way if that person did not read your discussion and interpretation of those results."

🚨JOB ALERT🚨 an opportunity to work with the *amazing* @gracenoppert! She’s a truly exceptional colleague and mentor. I can’t recommend this opportunity enough!

After thoroughly and thoughtfully responding to each reviewer comment on my manuscript...the paper is now 900 words over the limit, and the editor says there's no room for negotiation... Can I just move my entire discussion section to the supplement?

I think it's a complete scam that universities advertise professor positions as "extremely competitive salary" simultaneously with "this position requires the applicant to have external research funding". What you're offering for salary is $0.

This article is behind a paywall, but I *STRONGLY* agree with this article's title.

Congrats @gracenoppert 🥳 I’m so excited to work with you and everyone on this project!