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Had enough of all your shit. Science 'n' stuff. Spending too much cash on synths WEEGEES CHERNARUS SERVER

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2009
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Techno without computer [📹 after_cooking]
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This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. xitter.cf/kkMrRay/status/1665007…
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This is my favourite video ever 😂😂😂😂
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Best Arbitrage Calculator for Android Users! play.google.com/store/apps/d…
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BREAKING: The entire UK will be closed on Monday as a mark of respect to the Queen. All citizens are required to vacate the country by 23:59 on Sun, and may return at 09:00 Weds. The Ministry for Mourning suggests people try Ireland or France, or any other vaguely sane country.
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Closing food banks "in honour of the Queen" seems like a really, genuinely, morosely awful idea. I sort of feel like everyone has gone a bit mad here.
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- Dring. Dring. "Hello, the Tavistock here. Can I help?" - Yes, I'd like to speak to Benjamin Cohen, Jolyon Maugham, Nancy Kelley, Peter Tatchell, Owen Jones and anyone else who promoted puberty blockers. "Who shall I say called?" - The future. 👇 thetimes.co.uk/article/tavis…
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NHS waiting lists have tripled in the last 10 years. At same time NHS privatisation has grown by 94%. Wanted- a political party that will reverse NHS privatisation.
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The latest generation of the "celluveyor" by Cellumation manages a wide variety of formats with an output rate of 40 cases/minute in less than 3 m² and with a noise level < 70 dBA [full video: buff.ly/3bCy3Hh]
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At least he tried.. twice.. 😅 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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The Huicho Tribe in Mexico believed the pain of childbirth should be shared and would tie up the father's testicles, giving the rope to the mother to pull during childbirth.
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Replying to @SuperheroSlandr
Reminds me of this. Fvck cap and the winter soldier
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A very good morning to whoever at @Bungie is running the social account and is absolutely taking no shit.
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Wow, such powerful bootstraps!
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Here’s Man-At-Arms posting his Wordle score on Twitter, seemingly unaware that nobody gives a flying fuck.
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Replying to @KarenCambridge5
Umm...don't confuse your love of Black penis with love of Black people.
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- someone’s been eating MY porridge. - someone’s been sleeping in MY bed. - someone’s done a shit in the sink…
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When a subject comes up, whether Brexit, immigration, education, single sex spaces or whatever, I can happily live without knowing the views of Owen Jones, Quentin Letts, Ash Sarker or some random comedian or tv presenter. I want to listen to people directly affected by an issue – at Colchester, England
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