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This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. xitter.cf/kkMrRay/status/1665007…
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Best Arbitrage Calculator for Android Users!
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BREAKING: The entire UK will be closed on Monday as a mark of respect to the Queen. All citizens are required to vacate the country by 23:59 on Sun, and may return at 09:00 Weds. The Ministry for Mourning suggests people try Ireland or France, or any other vaguely sane country.
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Closing food banks "in honour of the Queen" seems like a really, genuinely, morosely awful idea. I sort of feel like everyone has gone a bit mad here.
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- Dring. Dring.
"Hello, the Tavistock here. Can I help?"
- Yes, I'd like to speak to Benjamin Cohen, Jolyon Maugham, Nancy Kelley, Peter Tatchell, Owen Jones and anyone else who promoted puberty blockers.
"Who shall I say called?"
- The future.
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NHS waiting lists have tripled in the last 10 years. At same time NHS privatisation has grown by 94%.
Wanted- a political party that will reverse NHS privatisation.
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The latest generation of the "celluveyor" by Cellumation manages a wide variety of formats with an output rate of 40 cases/minute in less than 3 m² and with a noise level < 70 dBA [full video: buff.ly/3bCy3Hh]
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At least he tried.. twice.. 😅 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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The Huicho Tribe in Mexico believed the pain of childbirth should be shared and would tie up the father's testicles, giving the rope to the mother to pull during childbirth.
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A very good morning to whoever at @Bungie is running the social account and is absolutely taking no shit.
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Wow, such powerful bootstraps!

ALT Graphic with "How self-made billionaires got their start" at the top. Below that is Bill Gates, with "mom sat on the same board as the CEO the IBM and convinced him to take a risk on her son's company. There's also Bezos, captioned "started amazon with 300 grand in seed capital from his parents and more from some rich friends. And Musk, with "dad owned an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa. Then Warren Buffet with "the son of a powerful congressman who owned an investment company"
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Here’s Man-At-Arms posting his Wordle score on Twitter, seemingly unaware that nobody gives a flying fuck.
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Replying to @KarenCambridge5
Umm...don't confuse your love of Black penis with love of Black people.
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- someone’s been eating MY porridge.
- someone’s been sleeping in MY bed.
- someone’s done a shit in the sink…
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When a subject comes up, whether Brexit, immigration, education, single sex spaces or whatever, I can happily live without knowing the views of Owen Jones, Quentin Letts, Ash Sarker or some random comedian or tv presenter. I want to listen to people directly affected by an issue – at Colchester, England





























