Retts Syndrome ❤️
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
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MUAHAHAHA!! I have no clue why I did that. Maybe one of the voices in my head came up with an evil plan and momentarily took control? Up to no good again
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen. LMAO
Helen Fenton. retweeted
Times are difficult and things will get worse before they get better. Support one another, love one another. Follow the official advice and not the words of strangers. Salute our wonderful emergency services and the key workers keeping us alive.
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)"
Helen Fenton. retweeted
WIN this framed boot signed by me! To enter: 1) RT this tweet 2) Follow both me and my official signing partner @icons_football. Good luck!
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)"
Dog abandoned at station with suitcase of his belongings itv.com/news/2015-01-06/dog-…
