Retts Syndrome ❤️

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
MUAHAHAHA!! I have no clue why I did that. Maybe one of the voices in my head came up with an evil plan and momentarily took control? Up to no good again
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What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen. LMAO
Times are difficult and things will get worse before they get better. Support one another, love one another. Follow the official advice and not the words of strangers. Salute our wonderful emergency services and the key workers keeping us alive.
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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)"
Helen Fenton. retweeted
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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)"
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Never look down on anybody unless you are helping them up.
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You really can have your cake and eat it 😜
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These glass lids are explosive 😁
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Last Benidorm tonight 😥