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My few faithful retards — at $3,500, my meme coin is BACK ON. Like/comment your wallet for 3x cool points. This is the official update. Here’s a recap of how the drop will go down, step by step. Full breakdown's on my site (linked in bio). FIRST: There will be INSANE amounts of scammers trying to copy this, hack me, etc. PLEASE read the scam prevention section at the bottom of this post. NEXT — how the drop will work: We still have 4–5 big allocations and 30–50 SMALL ones to give away. Over the next ~3 weeks we’ll be doing streams/contests here to give them out... WHILE ALSO collecting FINAL cool points — earned by following and doing “cool things.” Then, about a week before launch, I’ll drop a 3,000–10,000 person whitelist — randomly. You’ll have limited time to enter. We’ll sort people by a bunch of factors like cool points, etc. Your X/YT accounts matter. We’ve got a very complicated AI set up to catch anyone trying to game it, multi-wallet, etc. Feel free to try and cheat — odds are you’ll just get mass banned. Then we drop the whitelist. Then the actual drop. You’ll have 24 hours to claim your coins — 100% free (minus Solana gas). We MAY hold some coins for liquidity or to reward LPs. The team helping me and I collect ZERO from the coin. I will never hold, trade, collect fees, or profit in ANY way. I want zero responsibility for the coin after the drop — I’m claiming no financial upside. I just wanna sit back and watch the chaos. EVERYTHING we do will be open-source and fully auditable. The goal: make the fairest PVP meme coin in recent history. Scam Prevention The drop is FREE. I take ZERO. You will be able to claim your coins for free. There will be NO transaction that does anything except give you coins. The official link will be posted HERE, on my YouTube, and my IG. You’ll have 24 hours to claim. Full breakdown’s on my site — but again, if anything asks you to send anything, it's NOT me. There’s NO reason to rush — your coins will be reserved. NOTHING will be dropped that requires action without a massive pre-announcement. AKA: I’m not gonna stealth drop some random-ass link. That’s what scammers will try. If you FOMO, click random shit, or send money — that’s 100% on you. I don’t care.

There's an alternate reality where Kamala won. Bitcoin is worth $22, the S&P is 1200 and we are all serving time for saying "retard" and not being bi. Pray to whatever god you have and thank it dearly.

Cheer up. There’s a timeline where Kamala won, bitcoins price is -$522 and you’re leading a rebel group of the last surviving straight men in the war torn ruins of California…being hunted by LGBQT terminator AI for calling a xi/xin barista “dude” on accident. Be thankful.