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I am a cat. I do cat things.

Joined March 2020
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Sky grumbles! I’ll be in the storm cellar under the bed if you need me.
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Been finding some primo spots today.
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so then I said, “Oh yeah?” And I gave him a bite.
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Mage & Rogue hunting toys!
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I’m nine! I’m nine! I’m a big cat now, I’m nine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE! 🎉🎂
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AT LONG LAST I HAVE SCALED THE HEIGHTS OF MOUNT BOOKSHELF!
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Now for a well-earned nap.
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Sometimes you gotta wash the butter out of your fur,
Today I was all wet (how I got wet is a secret) and someone toweled me off. Pretty good day so far
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No, YOU’RE the one sleeping in a funny position.
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One of these years I’m gonna make it to midnight on NYE.
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The can of chicken is the natural prey of the housecat.
Yo yo yooooo. Naptime, bitchessss!
I get DMs that are all “lemme see your pussy” and I’m all “I AM A PUSSY YOU WEIRD HOOM!!!”
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This time of year it’s hard to tell if I should be napping on the windowsill or an unattended laptop.
Sticking it to the man is tiring work (ask how I know).
Catching up on sleep (late night)