2 old birds laughing* in the face of 40 something and flicking our V’s to impending middle age. *And sometimes crying. A lot. For no reason
South East, England
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FACT: Men are naturally better at juggling home schooling, meal prep, shopping and cleaning while women are naturally better at working alone in peace. Thanks science for that one.
From 2 mins 30. GPs triaging corona patients with complete absence of adequate protective gear Sort this out now @BorisJohnson @MattHancock
Coronavirus: Inside a UK GP surgery battling the outbreak bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51974239
The Bearded Ladies Club retweeted
Parents: panic buying tissues and soap.
Children:
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The lack of any decent or excitable hoo-har about the sheet delight that is pancake day tomorrow is further proof if we needed it, that this country has gone to the dogs #pancaketuesday
Apart from the spangles, the private jet, the prodigious song writing talent and the weird submarine type backpack thing for her moggy, I found #MissAmerciana totally relatable. Especially when she’s slinging a load of ice in white wine. #TaylorSwift
Ahhhh Magic FM. Seen me through some long car journeys and short (drunken) cab rides home at the end of the night. A heady mix of yacht rock and power ballads. If it's good enough for Stormzy...#yeslknowwhostormzyis #magicfm #midlifemoments
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The Bearded Ladies Club retweeted
A message to Europe, this morning on the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.
Can we all just stop buying Nutella, Ferrero Rocher and Tic Taks in protest please. This is obscene. #payyourtaxes
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It’s all going to kick off when Laurence Fox gets round to seeing #DavidCopperfield
Oh the unbridled joy of Stewart Copeland @copelandmusic banging a drum & tootling a flute in a cave on #AdventuresinMusic on @BBC4 tonight! Breath. Of. Fresh. Air. Serious, informative but heartwarming telly. #bbc
Why did everyone today start saying ‘CONNectivity’ instead of ‘connectivity’. It’s weird. Stop it at once. You don’t say ‘let’s have a game of CONNect 4’ #Flybe
Hey HMRC I’ll skip this month’s and June’s tax payment if ok with you so I can keep pumping money into the economy, thanks. I mean I CAN pay it, but it’s more important for me now to keep operating....see Angela Leadsom if you’ve got any questions. Cheers.
#flybe
How is it possible TV producers/controllers are allowing this overt, macho menacing bullshit? I’ve never known a person be so publicly bullied as #MeghanMarkle has this week. How are Holmes & Morgan able to get away with broadcasting this venom? Shame on @ITV
In the wake of the Prince Harry and Meghan crisis, @piersmorgan just couldn't wait to say... 'I told you so'. 🙄
#GMB