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Hey everyone:
My son is in the running to be Stan Lee’s Superkid!! Please vote as often as you can!!
I appreciate you all
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Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Republicans control the House.
Republicans control the Senate.
Republicans control the White House.
Republicans control the Supreme Court.
Republicans control the DOJ.
This is what they did with two years in control:
trump gets:
- Gold all over the Oval Office
- BILLIONS in crypto for himself
- $400 million dollar Qatari bribe jet
- Millions in media and tech settlements
- Gold bars and diamond rings for tariff relief
- BILLIONS in Pentagon contracts for his sons
- $100,000 per month per person for insider info
- $600 million dollar ballroom at taxpayer expense
YOU GET:
- A war in Iran
- Higher gas prices
- Higher utility prices
- Higher grocery prices
- Higher housing prices
- Higher healthcare costs
- 21 dead American soldiers
- loss of trust from allies around the globe
- ICE thugs abusing our friends and neighbors
Now they want TWO MORE YEARS in office,
While they actively try to STEAL your vote.
WE ARE NOT POWERLESS.
Your vote can change this.
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Chemtrails don't exist
Turbo cancer doesn't exist
Covid does exist
Covid vaccines worked
Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid
Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer
Vaccines eradicated smallpox
Vaccines don't cause autism
Thanks and have a wonderful day
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
The Simpsons already called this happening
🚨🚨BREAKING: Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, says a Tennessee voting machine repeatedly switched her selection to Republican Marsha Blackburn, forcing her to correct her ballot THREE TIMES before voting. She’s not alone. Other Tennessee voters have reported similar problems while attempting to vote for Democrats.
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Now would be a good time to remind everyone of these Trump facts, because apparently some people still need the refresher.
Please meet the President of the United States:
Flew on Epstein’s plane at least seven times. Just friends, I guess.
Pleaded the Fifth more than 400 times in a single deposition. Nothing says “innocent” like refusing to answer a single question about your own business.
34 felony convictions. A record most people would call disqualifying. And 91 criminal charges.
Accused of sexual misconduct or assault by at least 26 women. But sure, tell me again how he’s a great guy.
6 corporate bankruptcies. The self proclaimed greatest businessman alive somehow keeps running out of money.
5 draft deferments. Funny how the toughest guy in the room never actually showed up for duty.
4 criminal indictments. Not two. Not three. Four.
2 impeachments. A club of exactly one president.
2 of his own companies convicted of criminal tax fraud. Convicted. Not accused. Convicted.
1 fake university shut down. 1 fake charity shut down.
Even his charity was a grift.
Paid 25 million dollars to settle the Trump University fraud lawsuit because scamming people who believed in you costs money eventually.
Ordered to pay 5 million dollars in the first E Jean Carroll sexual abuse verdict, then hit with 83.3 million more in the second.
A jury said it twice so nobody could pretend it was a fluke.
Ordered to pay 2 million dollars for looting his own so called charity.
Stealing from a charity with his own name on it.
Found liable for business fraud and originally slapped with a penalty topping 450 million dollars, later thrown out on appeal while the fraud finding itself stuck to him anyway.
First president in modern history to increase the deficit every single year of a full term. Fiscal responsibility, apparently, was always just a talking point.
Kept the debt to GDP ratio above 100 percent for his entire first term.
Presided over the largest single day point drop in Dow Jones history at the time. So much for the guy who claimed to be a genius with money.
Set the record for the longest government shutdown in US history in his first term at 35 days, then couldn’t resist beating his own miserable record in his second term with a 43 day shutdown, followed by yet another shutdown just months later. Encore nobody asked for.
Added roughly 2.25 trillion dollars to the national debt in his first year back in office alone, pushing the debt past 39 trillion dollars.
Somebody remind me who the party of fiscal discipline is again.
Pushed through the largest defense budget increase since World War Two while the debt kept climbing anyway.
Purged more than 300,000 federal employees in his first year back.
Efficient, if your goal is chaos.
Pardoned nearly 1,600 January 6 Capitol rioters.
At least 40 of those pardoned rioters have already been rearrested, charged, or sentenced for new crimes since walking free. Shocking absolutely nobody.
His family’s crypto ventures, including a meme coin and World Liberty Financial, pulled in more than 1.4 billion dollars in disclosed earnings while he sat in the Oval Office.
Draining the swamp was apparently code for filling his own pockets.
Sent the National Guard into American cities at a cost of nearly 500 million taxpayer dollars in 2025 alone.
His own tariffs are projected to cost the average American household more than 2,500 dollars this year.
You’re paying for this. Not China. You.
No more foreign wars. Peace deal with Russia and Ukraine on Day One.
None of this is a conspiracy theory, a rumor, or something you saw in a group chat.
It is the actual, documented record, sitting in plain sight for anyone willing to look.
So the next time someone tells you to relax and give him a chance, ask them how many more indictments, judgments, and shutdown records he needs to rack up before that chance runs out.
Credit: Charles Curtis Rone
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
To those who need to hear this…
No one knows your struggles like you do. No one has lived your battles, felt your pain, or carried the weight you’ve had to bear.
You don’t owe anyone an explanation for choosing your peace, protecting your energy, or putting yourself first.
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Dear NFL,
Your officiating is terrible.
Please fix it.
Signed,
-Everyone
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
MASSIVE BOMBSHELL: DAN GOLDMAN UNLEASHES TRUTH!
Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down, and when she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he punched her and called her a "B."
The FBI interviewed her FOUR times while the case was buried. Pam Bondi lied to Congress, claiming “no evidence” of these crimes while sitting on files describing this exact assault. This is perjury and a cover-up for a predator.
You don’t get to "save the kids" while your AG hides files of a child being beaten for fighting back. History will remember the enablers.
We stand with the children who bit back.
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Republicans have passed just one major defining piece of legislation in the past two years.
Yet, not one Republican wants to utter its name during the midterm campaigns.
Why? Because it was such a failure.
The bill was the "One Big Beautiful Bill".
It cut over $130 billion in Medicaid funding for rural areas. Rural hospitals are struggling so much that they're shutting down.
It caused millions of Americans to lose their healthcare. Medical debt and illnesses are leading causes of bankruptcy in the US.
It kicked over 1 million hungry children off of food assistance.
It did all of this to shift a greater burden onto the poorest Americans while giving huge tax breaks to the wealthiest. The top 1% now hold as much wealth as the bottom 90%.
It is exploding the deficit. The deficit was $2 trillion this year, and the OBBB will add trillions more to the deficit in the coming years.
So instead of calling it the OBBB, they're calling it the "Working Family Tax Cuts" to make it sound like a good thing.
Those tax cuts for working families are small. The average tax refund increased by $350. But the average household paid $1,500 in tariffs last year. You weren't taxed less. You were taxed more.
The no-tax-on-tips and overtime weren't as advertised and expire in December 2028. The corporate and billionaire tax breaks are permanent. That shows who Republicans are really working for.
Why would anyone want two more years of that?
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Fuck Kalshi
Fuck Polymarket
Fuck DraftKings
Fuck FanDuel
Fuck bet365
Fuck Fanatics
Fuck BetMGM
Fuck Caesars Sportsbook
Fuck BetOnline
Fuck gambling and their ads
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Life is too short: Get the tattoo. Buy books. Get the iced coffee. Eat the pastries. Take the vacation. Learn witchcraft. Cast spells. Curse your enemies bloodline. Summon demons. Make friends with the crows.
Spent the entire day revisiting the original Kingdom Hearts and introducing it to my seven year old. He freaking loved it, and we collectively spent 7 hours today between our two save files.
The nostalgia feels so good




























