@BeachDan

I've been improving your taste in music since you met me. Colorado State '91 Parahoy 2018

In the BeachDaniverse
Joined August 2011
Diana is like the OG antifascist 🙌🏼 #WonderWoman
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Totally Spies! ... just finished rewatching S6 for the 3rd time in a row the other day and last night I started S1 again for some reason and now I'm on E4 "Stuck In The Middle Ages With You" How much weed is too much weed? 🤔
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Almost 3 years since @beamiller and I sized each other up in Nashville before her show🤘 – at Pompano Beach, FL
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Batgirl 🙌 #dccomics – at Pompano Beach, FL
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the thought of your own child writing lyrics like these… my heart
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Move along peasant
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🤔 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Have you noticed that Trump fires the incompetent women but keeps the incompetent men? I have.
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🖐️ – at Pompano Beach, FL
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🤔 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Thought my new girlfriend might be The One… But after looking through her drawers & finding a nurse's outfit, a french maid's outfit & a policewoman's uniform, I've finally decided... If she can’t hold down a job, she’s not for me.
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🤣🤣🤣 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Question from my job interview for White House Press secretary: "Where do you see yourself in five days?" 🤔🤭
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Tate >>>>> SS – at Pompano Beach, FL
everyone called her the next sydney sweeney over a song called “housewife” just for it to be about being her OWN housewife and keeping a man around for sex 😭😭 she keeps getting the last laugh
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All time great Jane Birkin 🙌 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Jane Birkin on the cover of LUI Magazine, 1969.
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Bikini Workout Daddario 💪 – at Pompano Beach, FL
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Kunis 💘 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Mila Kunis by Cliff Watts
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men complaining about women dressing like hoes instead of playing it cool surrounded by sexy women is the problem like get me off this lame ass planet.
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🔥 – at Pompano Beach, FL
Happy Heavenly Birthday to the marvelous Rita Hayworth.
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I can believe Katie Zacharia is a nice person. But that's not the point. She was putting herself forward to do a job she was wholly unqualified for, to our collective detriment. She lied about her resume. She's a conspiracy advocate. And she’s 40 - not a kid who didn't know better. It's not necessary for people to be excessively cruel but her lack of competence was pretty pronounced and even cartoonish, and even though you could say that she was collateral damage for a government that runs on stupid, let's recognize she was an active and willing participant in the stupid. So from my standpoint, she is not, nor should she be treated as a victim.
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Holy fck Raven is happening omg 🤞🙏🙌 – at Pompano Beach, FL
( RUMOR ) A atriz Jenna Ortega está em negociações com a #DCStudios para entrar no elenco do filme dos 'Jovens Titãs'. Fonte: (@BoinkBuzz)
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The Quiet One 🤘 – at Pompano Beach, FL
George Harrison stands at the gates of Friar Park,staring at what most people would call a disaster. The Victorian mansion is decaying. Grass grows through the floors. The once-famous gardens are wild and overrun. Greenhouses have collapsed. Grottoes are buried. Paths have vanished under decades of neglect. He’s 27. The Beatles have just broken up. He could go anywhere. Do anything. The world is waiting for his next move. Instead, he buys the ruin and starts digging. Not as a hobby. As a way of life. He hires ten gardeners and works beside them from dawn until midnight, hands in the soil. His sister-in-law sees the place and asks what he’s thinking. George doesn’t explain. He just keeps working. His son Dhani grows up watching his father gardening by moonlight, squinting in the dark because the shadows hide the imperfections that bothered him during the day. The music industry keeps calling — albums, tours, interviews. More George Harrison, the Beatle. George wants to plant trees. Friar Park isn’t just a garden. It’s a strange Victorian dream: caves, tunnels, a four-acre Alpine rock garden topped with a miniature Matterhorn, and gnomes everywhere. He even photographs himself among them for All Things Must Pass — then goes back to pruning. When a nursery owner mentions slow sales, George buys one of everything. When someone offers 800 types of maple trees, he takes them all. His wife Olivia remembers him saying, “It’s not my garden, Liv.” He saw himself as a caretaker. The garden didn’t belong to him — he belonged to it. By 1980, he publishes his autobiography and dedicates it “to gardeners everywhere.” He writes that he’s simple. He doesn’t want the business full-time. He’s a gardener. He plants flowers and watches them grow. Journalists visit and call it un-rock-star-like. George doesn’t mind. He’s lived Beatlemania, stadium screams, cultural revolutions. Compared to restoring hedges, it felt empty. After John Lennon’s murder, the gates close for good. George and Olivia keep working — not for visitors, but for the work itself. He dies in 2001. Today, the gardens are considered masterpieces of Victorian landscaping. Olivia still tends them. The estate remains private. George Harrison chose dirt under his fingernails over applause. And in that choice, he found something stadiums never gave him. Freedom.
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