We have all been there. You wake up feeling unwell and try to get an appointment, at your local village GP and find there is a six month waiting list. There is only 350 people in your village, but the government just dumped 3510 illegal aliens in your community and now you can’t get access to local services for love nor money. Thats why Communist Andy is introducing Second Class for you. You can go to your pharmacy whilst the illegals get priority to your local doctor. Got undiagnosed cancer, don’t worry your pharmacist is good, but not that good, but he does have a range of products to mask the symptoms while your new neighbours get oncology appointments. Need dental treatment? Second Class means you can call NHS 111 to be told there is no NHS dentists in your area and the single private BUPA dentist is now doing business with the camp housing your new neighbours as the government covers their dental expenses in full. Have you tried pliers? Yes Second Class is so you recognise that you are now considered by Communist Andy and his government of cronies as second class citizens in your own country. Yes Second Class because they hate you.