Louisville, KY with beautiful wife and 4 kiddos-I like, retweet and follow all sorts of stuff I don’t agree with but find funny or interesting. #GoCards
Louisville, KY
Joined October 2009
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Social distancing wasn’t a thing in 1980, but apparently my 7 year old self didn’t yet grasp even the basics of personal space! Sorry, Mr. Griffith, and thanks for the autograph (that evidently I wanted to make sure you got EXACTLY right)! 😬🤷🏻♂️😂
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This has got to be the most bull-💩 take possible. Mortgage lending standards are about as loose as I can remember, minus all the stated-income stuff.
Rates + Prices = Affordability Crunch
That's why. It's very simple. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with lending standards.
SMU had 585 total yards against FSU and 547 in Week 2 - us holding them to 487 actually isn’t that bad! They are absolutely a high-powered and explosive offense.
I still remember when Will Farrell would be Janet Reno on SNL and we all laughed because it was just so absurd and silly and over the top and it was just pretend….
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Chick-fil-A has 37 cars in line with a wait time of just 1 minute 54 seconds. The workers make it rain condiments on me and treat me like I’m their favorite cousin.
Meanwhile, McDonald’s has 2 and a 1/2 cars in line with a wait time of eternity. The workers make it seem like their condiments are bricks of gold and treat me like I’m the stepdad they blame for their parents’ divorce.
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Milton Friedman: “Keep your eye on one thing and one thing only: how much government is spending, because that’s the true tax.”
“If you’re not paying for it in the form of explicit taxes, you’re paying for it indirectly in the form of inflation or borrowing.”
Let his computer prefill his credit card info but when he hits enter make an error message say several fields are wrong even though he can clearly see they are filled and make him have to type them all in again.
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You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die
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Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything
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It's 2:58, meeting ends at 3, and someone unmutes to say "one quick question before we go"
