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The Patron Saint of the Plug, the High Priest of Hand-Me-Downs. Born 1991. Tech, Culture Writing. Radio DJ. As seen on Paste/VGCC/Show The Ledge (he, him)

Struggle Bus, All Aboard🚎
Joined April 2009
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youtu.be/RYUHJVwm8Sg?si=nWfB… Hi all, I’m going to be recording and streaming more Tekken content on my YouTube and Twitch! I hope you all will watch and enjoy as I learn this game
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They saw that beard and thought they were about to hit a tee ball. Nope. Breaker ball.
"There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front man."
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Bang.
"You hear words like 'the GOAT,' or 'icon,' or 'legend.' And they're thrown around way too easily these days. But Ernie is all three and more. I'm 65 years old, and I still look up to Ernie Johnson as a broadcaster and a man." - Mike Breen to open the 76ers-Pacers ESPN broadcast
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Ernie Elevator Johnson retiring. Nahhhh it had to happen eventually but…woof
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"Everyone should play Kingdom Hearts." - Abraham Lincoln, 1863
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akuma
Replying to @Murdoink
Can you please please please do an Akuma KKZ one? 🙏🙏🙏
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Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me
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Y’all gonna be paying those scalped prices on RAM when GTA comes out on PC. I can wait.
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Dems being incapable of cracking the conservative fortress that is Tennessee once again.
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So when they talk about the War on Drugs…
Bolsonaro literally fled on a narco-traffickers plane 🥲 Between the pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez in Honduras, refuge for Flávio from Brazil, and the close alliance with Ecuador’s Noboa, the Trump admin is proving itself to be the true ally of narco-terror in the region.
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Never tell me the odds
🚨 BREAKING: Republicans odds for winning the Senate in the midterms has absolutely collapsed. They now only have a 37% chance to win.
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Fuck Marsha Blackburn
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this clip fries me every time
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He heard Lindsey Graham was hogging all the attention, and just had to one up him from beyond the grave.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Liver spots on it and you’re trying say boys will be boys
Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions" At that time, Taylor was 53 nashvillescene.com/news/pith…
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Sending unsolicited dick pics at age 53 is crazy behavior. He calls it “youthful indiscretion.”
YIKES! It seems @Justinjpearson’s TN-9 opponent state senator @BrentTaylorTN has a history of sending unsolicited nude pics to people who are not his wife. (No wonder Trump wants him in congress) nashvillescene.com/news/pith…
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White liberals
Why is California so conservative despite being a deep blue state?
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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Nahhhhh he just got the mantle
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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