Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.

“How’s the weather in California?” Me:

Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆

If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.

(Grizzlies + refs) vs Warriors… and the Warriors still won the game.

Tom Brady has been playing football almost as long as I-5 has been under construction.

"Once COVID is over" is starting to sound a lot like “When they finish construction on the 5 fwy"…

“How’s the weather in California?” Me:

Signs you're from California: 1. Complain when it’s hot 2. Complain when it’s cold 3. Complain about the traffic 4. Complain about too much rain 5. Complain about not enough rain

Californians be like... “Happy 1st Day of Fall”

This day in history, September 9th 1850 California joined the United States. Greatest gift to America.

What is the most Californian thing that can be found in your home?

Whoever is shooting illegal fireworks in the neighborhood every night, can you please take a break for a couple of days?

So, at what point on the way from LA to SF does THE 101 turn into 101? Only Californians would know this.

Had to retweet this one🥰. Amazing!!! We tweeted about him when he was 11. Good to see this. He’s an inspiration!!!