Battle Droid UK

Ls: A Delish 18.5 A Snow 13 WW/G Gadot 10 Sabrina C 5 Emma Myers 3.5 Yana Weiman 3 Chanel Preston 3 Soph Rain 2.5 Lil Tay 2 Pinkychu 2 Av1va S0fia 2 Amouranth 1.5 Bel Thorne 1.5 S Sweeney Mel Benoist 1 Slayeas 1 Jen Haze 1 Madi Beer 1 O Rodrigo 1 M Dmaiter 1 Dua Lipa .5 Emiru .5

My unbeaten #chessbattle run was ended brutally and suddenly by @pumpykessy. It was a close game until I blundered my rook and he hit me with Sydney Sweeney. She's not even a weakness of mine, but I was unable to resist her on this occasion, and had to tap out before I came hard.

I bounced back from #chessbattle defeat with a devastating demolition of @stupidfukk24516. I only needed to move four pieces as Lauren Alexis destroyed him early on, and by the time he found his resistance he was already doomed.

Instant #chessbattle rematch with @MadeInCorrupt, and equally one-sided. Over two flawless victories, he resisted just one pic, and never sent one of his own. Losers like this are the reason a mid battler like me has so many wins.

I just blew away @MadeInCorrupt with a quick-fire checkmate. Unfortunately there are no pics from it, as it came on the Goon Battles site, which in my opinion is not great, for #chessbattle at least.

But once I survived that, I dominated with their big weakness, and the game should have been mine. But having forced a flame, I commanded a move which didn't work, and we shook hands on the draw instead.

When @LoseToCipher gambled on a queen exchange, I had to survive a bombardment of my biggest weaknesses. #chessbattle

We changed up which weaknesses we attacked with, and kept on trading blows, but still no clear advantage to either of us.

I thought they were about to break for Jenna, but I was soon melting for her co-star Emma.

Winning #chessbattle run ends, but unbeaten run endures after an epic draw with @LoseToCipher. I seemed to do more damage with my captions whereas they played the better chess, so it was a fair result overall.

I had a quick #chessbattle rematch with @Sports123447902, and gained the win I should have had earlier. I remembered the key weaknesses from that game and they still worked, whereas he failed to use some info which he could have deeply affected me with.

Having discovered a key weakness for @H98uw, I exploited it ruthlessly to knock him off my elite #chessbattle list. His reign of supremacy is over, melted into goo by Charlotte Parkes.