My words on record. Retail, road, cartoon, music fan and unashamed light mode user | Admin of @NoContextEek

Joined February 2014
Stay anchored, there’s more SpongeBob up next on Nickelodeon.
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Don’t care, still a great episode
This Modern SpongeBob episode forgot to have dialogue
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Forget "jif" vs. "gif", the real debate is "wov" vs. "wave"
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I could go on all day about it, but there's not one single event that caused CN's downfall. It was a combination of factors that had a domino effect and led to where we are today. - The 2007 ATHF movie stunt (which was the catalyst for everything, but CN temporarily bounced back during 2010-2015) - The 2008 financial crisis - The disastrous scheduling and programming decisions during 2016-2021 which permanently altered public perception of the linear channel - The 2019 AT&T merger - The 2022 Discovery merger - The 2026 Skydance merger - The layoffs and corporate shakeups that resulted in projects getting cancelled or retooled after mergers - Corporate greed in general - The Covid pandemic and lockdowns - Miscellaneous real world factors outside their control throughout the 2020's such as the "culture wars" and the US economy struggling/cost of living crisis - The downfall of traditional cable TV - Demographic shifts also due to cord cutting - CN gradually losing more airtime to Adult Swim since 2014 to the point of becoming the block and Adult Swim transforming into the main channel - CN being moved to more expensive cable packages, resulting in even less viewership - TV networks and streaming platforms in general not wanting to take risks due to the volatile state of the entertainment industry and economy. Because of this, creators instead take the indie route these days. - The rise of streaming (this is where CN could have potentially had a strong second comeback via HBO Max originals, but they also blew this opportunity) (Third time trying to post this because copying and pasting text on Twitter does not carry over spaces for some reason)
Man, CN had such a bright future ahead of it just over half a decade ago, what HAPPENED?
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unironically one of the funniest character designs of all time
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One of the worst trends of the 21st century America is the gradual bleaching of color from public spaces.
Went to my hometown movie theater, look how they massacred my boy 2 before pics from yelp vs now
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Replying to @Gastfreundlichr
Depends what you want out of your rap, sonically? Awful. Lyrically? Elite.
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Something about 2000s Flash-animated shows tried a lot harder
foster's was probably one of the best flash animated shows like just look at this!
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i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be spongebob chance the rapper for halloween
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My biggest character design pet peeve in Family Guy #familyguy #fgtwt
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gotta stay ready 🌭
Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
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This sounds optimistic but I feel like over the next 5-10 years it won't be this way and that we'll be in a new age where cartoons and cable are good again
Nickelodeon and its sister network Cartoon Network now each have just 3 ongoing shows: Nickelodeon: • SpongeBob SquarePants • The Loud House • The Patrick Star Show Cartoon Network: • Teen Titans Go! • Regular Show: The Lost Tapes • We Baby Bears
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#SouthPark like the gradual transition to the backrooms
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"epic will never ask for your password"
They're back tonight! 10:30/9:30c. #BeavisAndButthead
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#southpark this episode will be about Clavicular I bet
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