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UMBC '16. Forever disappointed DC sports fan.

Washington, DC
Joined January 2011
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Dude I cannot fucking s t a n d Vermont basketball lmao
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Eat a dick, Vermont #RollDawgs 💄
Vermont Hate Week.
Vermont Hate Week.
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“Journalists” being upset about this has really kinda made my day. How dare some sweet lady told Liam Coen good job and take up 27 seconds of their day.
This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen:
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Trump's recent hyperactivity appears to suggest that the Epstein files are more damaging to him than anybody has even believed. I think the same is true of his financial connections with Russia.
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Washington’s defense played all the hits on that drive: - allows the offense to convert in long yardage situation - cant stop teams from running off tackle - can’t get off the field on 3rd down - Marshon Lattimore with a critical penalty (two of them, actually) JFC.
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At 901mb, Melissa becomes the 7th strongest hurricane of record in the Atlantic basin. There is still room to go down. Hurricane hunters en route.
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Hard Launch the week of the game is INSANE
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Always remember 🇺🇸🤍
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Meanwhile there was the 1,000th school shooting of the year in Colorado, and somebody drove through a daycare in Canada. Society is toast.
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Replying to @sophaller
Stop playing basketball on the dildo range
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We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?
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March: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” April: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” May: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” June: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” July: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” August: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” September:
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How is this the same Carolina team that couldn’t miss a pass or lose a puck battle against the Caps
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When does ESPN’s deal with the nhl expire
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"what can the caps do to come back in this series?"
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BAAAAAAAAAAANDZ
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Play this on loop in the locker room
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Logan Thompson leading the boys into the ice in game 4
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Nick castellanos seeing the pope Francis news
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