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Edward Cullen

@Bastardiser

Noun: bastardizer — One who bastardizes.

Joined October 2021
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—• Edward Cullen —• Full time bastard —• Shipped exclusively with @ArizonaHeroin —• Dark storylines ahead —• 21+ role play only
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Do not screw that thread by randomly asking about something stupid like ball lint.
In season but out of meat. @ArizonaHeroin if you were here right now,I work make you vegan Japanese school girl stew. Or just Japanese White Stew. Theirs bad chicken and carrots in it. Mine has neither; it has the flesh of two turnips and the skater hair cut off its celery stalks
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Patience! There is more to come!!! I’m cooking this slowly so you can smell it through your screen. That first pic series smells like wet earth. That’s it. That’s all iv got for you. Right. Now. [ kisses your forthead ] Patience, my love.
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Check my accouterments!!! They don’t match; the came in different sets. Look how fancy that shot at the end is. I am the Frieda Kahlo of cooking utensils. Trust!!!
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Imma make this a thread.
Writing is happening in stagnant fits. But stagnant fits are what I am good at.
Another doctor today. I am not a fan.
Why doesn’t @Twitter have #DepecheMode, #AlanWilder, #MartinGore or #DavidGahan as Topics or Interests? IDGAF about Kardashians or the other douche in a skirt. What’s the point of using an app that shoves BS ideology down my throat instead of what my favourite bands are doing?
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Depeche Mode The Cure Morrissey Peter Heppner VNV Nation Ronan Harris Front 242 And One Nitzer Ebb Sisters of Mercy Erasure I Start Counting Novo Amor Hurts New Order Solar Fake Blutengel Staubkind Wolfsheim Eisbrecher Fictional Ginger Snap5 Iris Melotron Mesh Recoil*** SITD
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My buddy Brent, one of the brightest and bestest. This made me cry watching this. He struggles everyday, fights a battle most of us will never know. Be good to our #servicemen. They’re the ones that sacrificed it all so we can be free. #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZM8fkhsCx/ #ILoveYouMan
[ my mate is a saint and should be canonized for her patience and tolerance ] Her willingness to let me get away with most things (for the sake of the art) is to be commended by all. @ArizonaHeroin deserves a litany of accolades; listed alphabetically.
“Send me something random.” That’s asking for something random and then some. Others would do casually random. This isn’t going to be casually random.
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Secret youtu.be/EtYre1GABao
@ArizonaHeroin I’m sorry, Lovie. I tell you I’m going to be here for whole weekend and then spend one of the days entirely passed out. I’m a bastard and you have every right to be upset with me. I am sorry. I’m not getting early nights as I’m passed out for better part of the day
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I’m so sorry, Liebchen. If you need to give me a ticking off, I know why and I understand you have every reason to be angry with me. 💯.
Blargh. Just blargh.
[ scowls ]
Post seizure me is a tired me. Bleh. [ flops ]
And sadly it was not a fake. Hope you’re resting peaceful now. I’d have preferred it to be another fake one.
[ flopped like a starfish. A sad starfish ] Wheeeeeers muh bebeh? @ArizonaHeroin
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