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Joined May 2020
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Normal People: Touch grass Ukrainians: Get 6 feet under the grass
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Gamers, assemble.
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Cleansing the TL a young deer is on my front yard.
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i would've never apologized for this
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Remember the fallen Remember Reach
I only flirt to level my charisma stat
For my next trick, I'm going to fit this entire gun in my mouth!
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Watching deep lore Star Wars videos like the person with loads of friends that I am. I swear I have lots of friends!!!
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Who knew the best way to drown your sorrows is just to drown yourself!?
I shoot myself with smaller bullets to build up my resistance to bigger ones
What the fuck?
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Call me biodegradable because I break down easily
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Bro that's kinda cringe bro idk seems kinda cringe bro did I say cringe bro cuz it's cringe dude damn bro damn
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The free encyclopedia that ANYONE can edit!?
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Well tomorrow fucking sucked
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Not to get political or anything... But what the fuck is air?
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I've been fucked by the five fickle fingers of fate, dashed by the deadly digits of destiny, screwed, blued, and tattooed, all in one go!
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