If anybody finds a missing word called 'Easter' on an egg, please hold it's hand and walk it to the nearest police station. I thank you, dear readers.
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Replying to @Baskerville448
"Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady."
Edith Head.
This seems to annoy liberals. Send a real woman out into the world, oozing with sartorial elegance. Slowly, but surely though, it's coming back. Real men, real women.
Honey 'n' Bees concentrates Tech minds.
WOKE Companies like Bud Light and Nike will continue to push real women aside in order to fulfil their ‘diversity and equity’ quotas. 🙅🏻♀️
The only way they will listen 👂 is if their profits tumble. 📉
Grammy Winning singer @Travistritt 🏆🎶 has stood up for all women by removing all Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch (parent company) beverages from his tour 🍺🍻#Budlight #gowokegobroke
Image: Daily Mail
Membership plummeting, £650,000 large gone missing, God knows where, arrests at dawn, and now the party's auditors resigning, I reckon our Nicola has sold Yousaf a carefully, meticulously orchestrated wet dud. He's been stitched up like a feckin' kipper, so he has.
The firm that audits the SNP's finances has resigned. Accountants Johnston Carmichael which has worked with the party for more than a decade said the decision was taken after a 'review of its clients.' The arrest of Murrell might have had a tincy wincy bit to do with it as well?
VE Day 1945. The past is a different country: it might as well have been a thousand years ago. Happy Easter to you all, my dear readers.
More and more busy's turning up by the hour at Nicoliar's rat 'n' mouse. That's 'bout thirty of 'em, now. What the feck's goin' on, eh? Bloody 'ell.
Breaking News: Nicola Sturgeon has just been hauled off by the busy's to the rusty nail. No charges, as yet.
Breaking: In a surprise move, Nicola Sturgeon has applied for political asylum in England, and says she is now committed to the Union.
“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.”
― William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar
The busy's have been seen with a spade & garden equipment in the rear garden of Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon’s Glasgow home. Officers spotted with blue tarpaulin sheets, a stills camera and laptop as they examine the area around the garage. What the feck is goin' on, eh?














