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Joined May 2013
Replying to @libsoftiktok
Ok…it’s important to note that there is a HUGE difference between infertile and unfuckable…
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My full assessment of the Shawn Ryan situation regarding potential whistle blower Leah something. I’m pretty sure I know Shawn Ryan’s actual battle
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I’ve never listened to Derrick Stroup before but he’s hilarious and nails it on generational differences 🤣🤣🤣
Comedy mixed with the truth 🤣🤣 He’s been outspoken that cancel culture is killing comedy and that jokes aren’t supposed to be safe. Need more comedians like him @RodiaComedy
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There is NO victory Tuesday without Malik Mustapha and his clutch defensive effort on Monday night!
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THE 2026 SAN FRANCISCO #49ERS MAY BE ONE OF THE GREATEST TEAMS IN #NFL HISTORY: San Francisco remains UNDEFEATED and has a legitimate chance to finish the regular season 17-0. Despite an unbelievable number of injuries, Kyle Shanahan has this entire team playing at an elite level. Brock Purdy is playing at an MVP level, while George Kittle and Mike Evans look like they’re back in their primes. Shanahan has done a remarkable job keeping this team dominant despite all the adversity. According to Polymarket, San Francisco currently has a 15% chance of winning the Super Bowl. What Shanahan is doing in San Francisco is truly special. 🔥🔥🔥
🤝 Paid partnership
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Brock Purdy has more TD passes than the rest of his draft class combined… the rest of his draft class has more INTs than passing TDs 😬
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Brock Purdy is officially the highest rated QB in NFL history 🔥
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HEARTBREAKING UPDATE: THE AIRMAN WHO FELL TO HIS DEATH AT THE UTSA FOOTBALL GAME LEAVES BEHIND A WIFE AND TWO YOUNG BOYS. We now know the identity of the U.S. Air Force member who tragically fell approximately 150 feet during a military rappelling demonstration at the Alamodome in San Antonio on October 17th. His name was Technical Sergeant Ian Patterson, a decorated Air Force veteran with 15 years of service. Ian was participating in a pregame demonstration honoring our military before the UTSA - Navy football game when something went terribly wrong. He descended at a dangerously high speed and struck the field in front of thousands of spectators. He was rushed to the hospital but tragically did not survive. Ian was a husband to Niki and a father to two young boys. Niki is a stay-at-home mother who homeschools their children. Ian was their primary financial provider. Ian spent 15 years serving our country. He served in Korea, Colorado, and Germany, and was recognized as the Air Force Special Warfare Enlisted Instructor of the Year in 2022. A GoFundMe has been established to help Niki relocate closer to family, provide for her children, and handle potential legal expenses. Please pray for Niki and these two little boys. Our military families sacrifice more than most people will ever understand. 🇺🇸 Rest in peace, Technical Sergeant Ian Patterson. Thank you for your service.
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Let’s find the hat!!
HEARTBREAKING: A father who lost his son on 9/11 is desperately searching for his hat after losing it at the #Steelers game in Tampa Bay this week. Patrick Siewak says his hat flew off near the escalators and was picked up by another fan. The hat contains a special 9/11 memorial pin honoring his late son. He is offering a reward for its return. Please help spread the word and reunite this father with something that means so much to him. 💔🙏
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Which porch fails? Learn how to build a porch and what makes it fail. BAS Renovations
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🚨 Only two quarterbacks EVER have started a season 6-0 with 15+ total touchdowns and 2 or fewer turnovers: Tom Brady (2015) Brock Purdy (2026)
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Kyle Juszczyk and George Kittle honored for 10 years with the 49ers above the skies of San Francisco. The drone show also featured Brock Purdy, Joe Montana, Steve Young, Jerry Rice, and a bunch of Lombardis
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California governor Gavin Newsom let this military base burn down.
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No foresight. No long-term plans. Surplus seasons not taken advantage of. Always panicked & unprepared during historically cyclical times of drought. Band-aid fixes that include cronie-kickbacks and a laundry list of unrealistic “action items” that get held up by self-created regulatory red-tape. Yet…they continue to act brand new here. And people continue to vote for these chucklefucks.
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Aaaaaaand Karen bass never filled the reservoirs. Again...
California is burning again.
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Tesla VP of Hardware Engineering Lars Moravy explains to Hagerty how the Roadster borrows SpaceX cold gas thrusters to make 0 to 60 possible in 0.55 seconds. Truly insane: ▫️ 200L carbon-over wrapped pressure vessel behind seat holds nitrogen at 10,000 PSI ▫️cold gas thrusters push out 80 kN of thrust (equivalent to a single fighter jet engine) ▫️Tesla went with nitrogen because “it just seemed wrong to put fuel into a car” (air is ~80% nitrogen, fair enough) ▫️thrusters same system satellites use to move in space (eg. the “psh psh psh" from Apollo 13 film) ▫️currently takes 6 to 7 hours to refill all nitrogen but Tesla working for it to be 30 minutes ▫️uses leg actuators from Optimus robot to manage downforce on wing *** Full 25-min episode with Henry Catchpole here: youtu.be/22rvpUecLts?si=jtwK…
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One year ago on Joe Rogan, Elon Musk teased Tesla’s next-generation Roadster, hinting that it could fly using SpaceX-tech, promising an unforgettable demonstration . . . today, his Roadster lifted off, flipped in midair & landed using built-in thrusters.
JUST IN: Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground. The car is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX. One of the most insane things I've ever seen.
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50 cent speaks on performing at Tyrese Haliburton’s wedding, explaining that he was already a guest and doesn’t need the money so he just performed for free to keep the vibes high instead of letting other artists charge Tyrese $700k+ 🔥🎵 “I didn’t want to let the air out of it. It was supposed to be exciting. That moment, when it’s done right, you only do it once. For me, I don’t need the money.”
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🚨🚨THIS IS AMAZING🚨🚨 Legendary #Seahawks WR Tyler Lockett has been going viral for his awesome real estate videos. Lockett, who is a licensed real estate agent, puts on his football helmet and runs full speed through the homes he’s selling to promote his listings. He does this for his properties, and his latest video is absolutely priceless. Pretty cool post-retirement career.
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Maybe we should start a competitor to Amazon 🤔
amazon is blocking grok @bots from ordering, and elon's answer is just have your bot buy it somewhere else. one of my grok bots only handles my amazon returns, so i'm watching this one closely. would you switch stores for your bot? 🛒 Elon, i think its time for an X Shop? 👀
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