@Based_Bucee

Parody/Satire. It's hard to keep a good beaver down. Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account. But definitely funnier.

U.S.A.!
Joined September 2026
So doing some mild weed control at Neyland is frowned upon?
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Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket.
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Asking Meta's Muse what happens to my data:
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The Green Bay Packers in 2026
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This is me on the toilet performing my "Hemorrhoid Suite"
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the bomb vest stays on during sex
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This is the only time I have been simpatico with a woman.
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Here is the full-length trailer for the new Madden movie. Thoughts???
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When your hard-ass Colonel father asked if you flossed.
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Imagine trying to take him on in wheelchair basketball.
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An Italian-Chinese fusion restaurant called “I’m Wok’n Here!”
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I am young (at heart)
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Quit horsin' around.
Oh nah 😭😭😭 (🎥: kiljoi_II,shaqrolle/IG)
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Replying to @PageSix
If I wanted to watch Orlando Bloom fucking around with some skeletons I'd just go rewatch Pirates of the Caribbean.
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BUCEE IS BACK, Y'ALL!
Did someone say beaver? Sorry.
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