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Thank God an armed citizen heroically violated a law you helped pass, on his way to killing a gunman who readily ignored all the other laws you promised would stop him.
Police have shared that three children, ages 5, 8 and 11, and one teacher were fatally shot at Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon. A 7-year-old was also injured.
America's gun violence crisis is killing our babies. Enough is enough.
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Police reports confirm the victim details but also that a community member pursued the 16-year-old shooter into the school and fatally shot him shortly after entry, ending the attack before officers arrived.
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Ilhan Omar in the morning, after being woken up by Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) raid.
ALT Spoof of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (main plotter of 9/11) image from his arrest photo.
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BREAKING:
The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.
The judge also banned Nkumba Tshiembe from going to bars, restaurants, nightclubs and other places where alcohol is served after midnight for a year after his release from prison.
The Congolese migrant is a repeat offender who has previously been sentenced for raping a woman, stabbing a man right next to the heart in a nightclub and several random assaults in public.
The short sentence has caused outrage in Denmark and people are now calling for the law on “simple violence” to be amended so that longer sentences can be issued.
Western governments import millions of third world savages
Third world savages act like third world savages
Mass surveillance state incoming
It was all part of the plan
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--feral brown POS attacks special needs white kid for seemingly no reason, likely continuing a long pattern of abuse.
--hapless 80-year-old teacher, playing out his string, totally incapable of intervening and knowing it, also knowing browns are the special protected class, adopts his customary stance of "keeping the peace," which is actually keeping himself out of trouble, so if there's any investigation he'll be exonerated.
--special needs white kid, in his panic and need to escape and unending suffering of feral brown abuse, jumps over a railing, misjudging he's jumping onto a balcony, instead falls to his death.
--feral brown POS dindu nuffin, 3rd world shithole brown California school board shrugs and agrees. Slap on the wrist, brown POS walks scot-free to terrorize some more.
--welcome to Gavin Newsom's California.
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Nick drops a massive blackpill, your Social Security will disappear before you see a cent of it.
Boomers got to live through the greatest economic times of America, and now they're siphoning every dollar they can while the young generations suffer and get blamed for it.
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We need to end all women going to college until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war
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Very disturbing.
I asked Grok to make me an image of migrants threatening a bus driver, to go with a tweet about increasing migrant crime against Belgian bus drivers (even leading to the Belgian state bus company telling drivers to stop checking tickets).
Grok refused, stating it does not want to "blame migrants" or "single out a group".
When I provided Grok with the statistics, it still "did not want to create that kind of narrative". By "narrative" it actually means reality.
When I then asked Grok EXACTLY the same, but replaced migrants with "white guys" to go with a tweet about "increasing violence against bus drivers by white guys" it immediately complied.
So Grok is willing to create a FAKE narrative as long as it hurts white people, but it is not willing to portray factual reality if it hurts migrants.
Lord, why did you have to make atheists so arrogantly retarded?
No one has ever been killed in the name of atheism
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Soviet authorities executed thousands of clergy and destroyed churches in campaigns to impose state atheism and eradicate religion.
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“See, we’re assimilating by forming an explicitly ethnic lobby that mocks you and calls you a bigot if you hold a collective identity”
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BREAKING: Iran has issued "Code 100," its highest alert level, for all armed forces in the past hour, covering the IRGC, the Army and security forces, per initial reports.
Trump cut short his weekend at Camp David to return to the White House tonight citing the potential for significant escalation, Netanyahu cut short his US trip to return to Israel the same day, and every US embassy in the Middle East has issued a security alert in the past hours.
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I don't care Ben Shapiro is Jewish. But when he says "racism against Jews is worse than racism against whites" it's like okay bro you're getting deported, you're not one of us and you never will be. You're clearly unable to put your own tribal self-interest aside. You're okay with racial discrimination against young white men, as long as Jews get a special exemption. That's unacceptable. Get out of my country. We need the same set of rules, laws, social norms for everyone. Colorblind enforcement of the law.
