Comedy, like reality, is based in the consciousness of the beholder. Satire account.

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Joined January 2025
Comedy is the shortcut of the untalented.
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Lazily relying on secondary sources as the basis of your worldview makes you a mind slave. Undertaking the cumbersome task of researching original sources makes you a mind slave owner.
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Hyperscale data centers can serve as regional high-level command, AI processing, and coordination hubs for drone swarms and robot armies. Regional, rather than central, is needed to reduce latency and bandwidth for tactical processing and coordination.
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In what year did the internet start doing more harm than good to the U.S.? 1995, 2005, 2015, 2025
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Women can be placed into three musical categories with a Bell curve distribution: Waltz (refined beauty in harmony with nature), Square Dance (unstable sequential husbands and baby daddies), Punk Rock mosh pit (Chaotic high body count).
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The internet is harmful to women. They need to be cut off entirely. They can garden or play the harp, violin, or piano for self entertainment.
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Plato would not like calling "artificial intelligence" (AI) "super intelligence " (SI).
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Selling S&P over 7800, buying under 7700, and holding in-between has been the prevailing strategy recently.
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Is X becoming more engaging, or are we becoming more bored? There must be an equation to this answer.
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This works for all posts on X and reveals valuable insights: Simply ask Grok "What was the intended outcome and audience of this post?"
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The Cornell University gang rape case sets a new legal brightline test dubbed the 5 GUYS BURGER TEST: 5 guys and under is not rape and you are not allowed to slut shame her for embracing her sexuality. Over 5 guys is gang rape even if she consented if it hurts her reputation.
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If you're wondering where we are in the AI saga, Recursive Self Improvement is literally the forging of the AGI Ring. You will know when Sam Altman and Dario Amodei possess the Ring if they look or behave strangely.
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Forward Looking Statement: The current regulatory scheme in U.S. states makes conducting in romantic relationships cost-prohibitive, causing short term commitals and singular transactions to be the dominant course of conduct in the foreseeable future.
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Too much money is a bad thing. AI companies have too much capital to the point of it becoming self defeating. This happens often in tech where the influx of cash gets in the way, creates distractions, and leads down garden paths that a frugal, lean, and focused company avoids.
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Zoomers are making a bad choice with gambling, video games, and porn everyday. It should be porn first so that they can play video games with post nut clarity, then gambling.
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Aliens came to Earth, but the dinosaurs tried to eat them. So the aliens left.
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At least publicly facing, NVIDIA's Jensen Huang is the most likeable and authentic of tech CEO's. He displays a genuine humbleness of his place in the universe.
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The bulk of day to day knowledge work (medicine, coding, law) can be done with open source in-house mini data centers double the size of the average pre-AI server room Office work can be done on Mac minis. This protects firms' proprietary knowledge.
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Leaving a theatre has the same feeling as leaving a restaurant where you finally have a moment to reflect upon your experience.
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The national debt is law. Everything else is a suggestion.
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