Google has to be humiliated. Gemini is somehow losing the target-breaching benchmark too

Genuine analyst question: how much pricing power do streaming platforms actually have before consumers just rotate subscriptions? My suspicion is management teams across the space are materially overestimating brand loyalty in a category with rotating catalogs and essentially zero switching costs.

As an American investor, I had successfully gone weeks without thinking about France. Apparently that ends today.

I was starting to question the credibility of the government, but then they brought in the Paul brothers. We’re back.

Imagine spending your career studying sovereign debt just to watch Jake Paul get the meeting.

Fantastic. Now PLTR is going to drop and I’ll have to apologize to Michael Burry.

Grant Cardone continues to demonstrate that confidence and economic literacy remain completely uncorrelated.

I don’t want a $5,000 check. I want material nonpublic information.

Never been more bullish on fighting the Fed.

The AI regulation wars are eventually going to get one paragraph in a history textbook and it’s going to sound completely insane.

Wait until Grant discovers why rates went from 5.3% to 2%

Interesting. I was recently told by the president that this had a November maturity date. This uncertainty is going to hurt banana stand operations.

Incredible foresight to establish the Zelda alibi two months early. Terrible week to be on the OpenAI org chart.

If you’re not bullish on equities, the banana stand is accepting debt investments as well.

Nothing says “reputation risk” like your entire lender base adding 100 bps out of spite.

Luxury holding up while Lululemon struggles is the strongest evidence yet that rich people do not wear pants with drawstrings.

I’d like $PTRN management to know their Forbes profile has materially increased my modeling complexity.