Bas Oosterhout

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys one condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back, purchases another condom, and once again leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the pharmacist’s interest. “What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?” He tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.” Sure enough, the next day the laughing customer returns. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back. “Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies, “Your house.”