Buying a laptop on Amazon: 1. Click "Buy" --- Buying a laptop at @BestBuy: Me: I'll take this one, please. BB: "You're going to need an antivirus, here's Norton 360 for only $129" Me: no BB: "We have an extended warranty, for only $150 it covers blah blah" Me: no!

$weto PR: "We're going to pause dumping shares until all the future bagholders pile in, so we can dump shares at a better price."

יש בארה"ב פקיד אחד, שקוראים לו "סנדר", שממונה על כל הדואר שלא מצא את מיועדו. כותבים על המעטפה "שלח לסנדר" והוא מסדר את זה.

Took out second mortgage to short $DFNS Worked for $SDOT and $TDIC

$ZYBT 🤡

$NVVE is pumping on this news: xitter.cf/i/status/2075586013175…

$NVVE is pumping on this news:

$SDOT halt

$ONFO we are short Company with no money is buying a business with no profit with money it doesn't have Pure pump

$YRD pumpers missing the "up to" in the "up to $20M". Up to 20 million means "between zero and 20 million"

Sold my wedding ring to short more $SDOT It's going to 90 again (Cents)

$SDOT whoever is bidding on this is crazy. Yes there's a chance it'll shoot up more. But there's a far greater chance it will either crash or get stuck in a T12.

Shorting $INTZ One unprofitable company acquires another unprofitable company = +40% ?!

Mortgage my house to short more $SDOT

SPAR CAPITAL remains short $ASTC with high conviction. Price Target $2. We are waiting out this pump by turning the lights off and using leaves for toilet paper until all the bag holders have filled their bags. This company's press releases are beyond ridiculous.

Short $astc $300,000

Breaking news: @Microsoft is removing the letter "E" from future @Windows laptops and replacing it with the @Copilot key. If you need to spell a word with an E all you have to do is hit the Copilot key and ask Copilot to fill in the missing E.

$TDIC today, fiddy dolla or fiddy cent?

Pivoting profits from $WOK short into $TDIC short

FYI: after speaking with @uBreakiFix team I verified that they do not have any inventory management system. Meaning that they cannot tell you if a store has a given part in stock. If any high schooler with Claude wants to design the system for them I'll sponsor.