I see that the original Aardman puppets are to go under the hammer. What? No! They are plasticine – they will be smashed to bits

I see that the Canadians are renaming Canada Geese – Donald Ducks as they are obnoxiously loud and shit everywhere

I see that Fishguard weather centre have announced their names for the storm season this year; Angharad, Blodwen, Cadwgan, Dewi, Eifion, Ffion, Gruffydd, Hywel, Iestyn, Jac, Llewelyn, Myfanwy, Nerys, Padrig, Rhiannon, Seren, Taliesin, Undeg, Valmai, and Ynyr

I support the launch of Dolly Day = September 25th– or 9-2-5 - Ways to celebrate: Play Dolly's music, give to your local public library, buy a book for a kid, pay your lower-level staff more, and make sure everyone in your organisation has a harassment-free environment.

I like what the Canadians have suggested to the renaming of Lake Ontario to Lake America by President Trump; they’ll rename Lake Michigan to Lake Obama

I see that the BBC chief has proposed a ‘public service algorithm’ with YouTube-style user-generated content. Isn’t that just ‘BBC Me’ from W1A?

I love watching ‘Race Across the World’ but that’s nothing to ‘Using Transport for Wales trains’

Damn it. The death has taken the wrong 80 year old. RIP Dolly.

We’ve just had another national alert from the Government. Seems that Amy Dowden is going to be on Strictly Come Dancing. Don't panic

The line-up for this year's Strictly Come Dancing has been announced, so who will be first to drop out due to injury an who will have an affair with their dance partner?

It’s A’ Level results time when Jeremy Clarkson reminds us that he got an A, and R and S & E

I went to see Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ last night – They should have done it in the original Klingon

Seems I watched a Madonna concert that had a football match as a supporting act

People ask me where’s Hugh Pugh? He’s fine, but he said that given all the absurdity that is going on in the world, the nonsense that happens in Fishguard seems a bit tame

Congratulations on Canada winning the Eurovision song contest next year

England's World Cup last-16 tie with Mexico is set to be moved to 19:00 BST on Sunday and the pubs can still stay open until 5am?

The misinformation war starts today. “Andy Burnham turned me into a newt”

So, how long do we all think Andy Burnham is going to last before he’s replaced? Should we start looking now?

It’s at times like these I remember Max Headroom. “How can you tell when a politician is lying? Their lips move”

British politics is more like Britain’s Got Talent; Pantomime Politics