The Boy without the Dragon Tattoo. Married to a CEO with low standards. Tech investor. @BarryTuck on Instagram. CMO of @Fraxeum, @Infinite_Ind1 & @UsTheMovement

London, England
Joined July 2009
A while ago my life took an unexpected turn when, overnight, my wife transformed from @kirstybisset into a #Swiftie. Perhaps it was gradual, but it felt like it was sudden. Either way it’s been a strange journey, so I thought I’d share some of my experiences as a #SwiftieHusband.
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I can’t believe the medical fraternity didn’t called long COVID Deja Flu.
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Springbok XV vs Wallaby XI on @SuperSportTV right now.
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Glad I wasn’t the only one who spotted that!
Is Budgie Smuggler sponsoring @Springboks underwear?
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Watching the best footballers in the world mull around in the tunnel waiting for the half time show at the @FIFAWorldCup final to finish is a joke.
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Will Farrell and Pharrell Williams seated near each other watching the FIFA World Cup Final 😂
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I was also bathed by Lionel Messi as a baby.
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FIFA: Hey Chat, we’ve got a big event coming up. Can you write a song for it. Make it something about how football is more than just a game, that it’s in our DNA. ChatGPT: I got this… #fifa #fifaworldcup #WeAre26 #FWC26
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What in the mistranslation are my tagged interests in Temu’s targeting algorithm?
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The Bok locks are in charge (down). #ENGvRSA
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The past 16 days have been a whirlwind of 5 countries. Now it is time for home…
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Halloween is basically The Purge for kids.
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King Charles!!! Forza Ferrari!!!
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Barry Tuck (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. Light blue is a map as we know it and dark blue is the actual size of each country
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Joel Stransky asking Ox Nche if it’s heartbreaking to lose to a drop goal in the last minute… #SSRugby #RWC1995 #lol
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Who are these people that are selling cars for R3.5 million through Facebook Marketplace?!
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I am currently on a train full of #Swifties heading to Edinburgh. It is full of glitter, sequins, hearts, and rainbows. And that’s just the middle aged men… #EdinburghTStheErasTour
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