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With this current government, it’s only right to pay homage to Guy Fawkes this weekend. A man clearly ahead of his time. 🎆

Frankie Cooper in Mobland is possibly the best crime series character to ever exist

Fantastic result and great coverage from @DavidJonesSky as always, but who’s told him those bastards on his feet were a good idea with that whistle? 😂

He’s an absolute beast, but if your kid ever says they want a career in boxing just show them a video of Daniel Dubois speaking 😂

I was honestly excited to see what numbers Gyokeres would put up in his second season, now I’m just excited for him to leave. Let him go stat pad somewhere and be happy. Bring me a bagsman!

Raya is unreal keeper but standing off professional footballers and letting them shoot with no pressure is fucking ridiculous

Can’t wait to leave @EE at the end of this contract. Been with them for years and now couldn’t tell you the last time I had full signal, not had more than 2 bars for months. Everything Everywhere my arse, Nothing Nowhere is more apt.

I was excited to see what we would get from Gyokeres in his second season after decent numbers in his first, but this is utter shite. Give a chance to start and done absolutely nothing, contributed nothing and looks entirely uninterested.

They can rebrand as many times as they want, but they’ll always be fucking useless.

Can’t work out all the other Arsenal fans begging for Alvarez, he doesn’t want to play for us and will force a move to Bar a next season. I’d rather not buy an attack than buy him

Are we really going to start another season without City’s 115 charges being dealt with? At this point it just feels like they’re being given enough time to cover their tracks to keep the punishment to a minimum.. Dread to think how many brown envelopes are being passed around

We’re on a hosepipe ban but HS2 are still filling these tankers all day every day to build a railway nobody needs. I think I’ll water my garden when I get home.

By far the limpest Argentina have been in attack since 1982. Pathetic bunch of weasels!

Celebrate now ya prick

Anyone upset about not spending £117m on Rogers needs to give their head a wobble. Shoehorning a CAM into LW for £80m is one thing, but doing it for £117m is outrageous!

Fuck Tuchel man. German Southgate.

Tuchel couldn’t have got the Konsa for Gordon sub more wrong. Fucking German Southgate.

Anyone else sick of seeing the same fucking AI generated imagine for every single bastard pub 😩

Oh no… I can hear the cogs in Arteta’s mind turning my from here.

I’ve decided to quit my role as a QS and throw my hat in the ring to be England manager. All you do is sub the same wingers on and off, do nothing else and get paid millions for it.