Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) | teapawt

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@BarrettAll23 Apr 2019

The chyron person at #MorningPsycho deserves a raise immediately. 🤣🤣

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@KaceyMusgravesOct 12

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

@KristiNoemOct 12

I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.

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@BarrettAllSep 25

Matt LaFleur 🤝 Christmas Day Analyst for Netflix

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@YeahYeahOkBroSep 22

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

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@BarrettAllSep 22

Remembering someone's birthday at 11:58 PM, Pacific.

Caleb Williams Being Carted Off the Field

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@OnlyInBOSSep 17

A Seaport apartment building is hosting a pool party for its resident dogs today before its outdoor deck is closed for the season. 🤍

A Video From @booshlight

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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯

@_GottalovezikSep 7

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

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@SportsnetSep 6

THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭

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@jaydotverseAug 27

"you could've bought bitcoin in 2012" me in 2012

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Charly Wargnier ♨️

@DataChazAug 26

Best use of AI I've seen this year

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HOW THINGS WORK

@HowThingsWork_Aug 25

"Stop wasting your money on pointless stuff" Meanwhile me..

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@BarrettAllAug 25

Yes! I'm dipping a fry in a Frosty next to a row of house plants in a Dave Thomas Solarium old.

Thrilla the Gorilla

@ThrillaRilla369Aug 24

You’re old But are you @Wendys sunroom old?

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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisAug 14

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

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@BarrettAllAug 4

How I will explain 2026 to my grandkids.

@DeadCaitBounceAug 4

He saw the horizon and remembered he was free

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@BarrettAllAug 3

👍 👍

Wu Tang is for the Children

@WUTangKidsAug 3

Last night was the annual Elaine dance contest at the Brooklyn Cyclones game xitter.cf/Gitmo99/status/2083963…

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@EmmaScottJul 26

"Which professional athlete do you find the most inspiring?" me:

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@BarrettAllJul 26

If by "rizz" you mean "have you considered bundling your home and auto?" then absolutely.

@BrickCenter_Jul 25

Jake from State Farm rizzing up Kelsey Plum 😭

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Nature Unedited

@NatureUneditedJul 23

A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave

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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛

@muheediva01Jul 21

Why can’t hotels just have their own Netflix account.

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@AaronParnasJul 19

Infantino tries to move Trump desperately.

Trump on stage with the World Cup Winners

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@OrevaZSNJul 15

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

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