IT guy, dog owner, curler. @barnfee.bsky.social
Dundee, Scotland
Joined April 2008
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Hey @Avis, what’s the point in me reserving a car from 8am to 2pm if, when I get to the office there’s no cars available until about 10am?
I don't think anything tonight will be as disturbing as Anton's and Craig's outfits. #Strictly
While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow, by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than embarrassing and disappointing, as there are plenty of important questions to be asked. But red faces aside, honesty is the best policy. See you on Sunday.
Thank you @marksandspencer for letting my wife buy this a day after the use by date. I’m only eating it because I’m hungry and I’ve no choice, but if it kills me it’s your fault.
Has Hollywood been lying to me all these years about how quickly the Secret Service can whisk a VIP off stage after an assasination attempt?
Feels a bit weird to be saying goodbye to @andy_murray before he's finished playing this week, but I've got damp eyes nonetheless.
Which manager at @WaltDisneyWorld thought it would be a good idea to start roping off the front of Cinderella’s Castle DURING A PERFORMANCE, for the parade over an hour later? Visitors in wheelchairs were moved along 10 yards at a time like sheep. I don’t blame the cast members.
And while I’m in a good mood, @WaltDisneyWorld, why is the Lightning Lane for Mine Train six rows deep and then stretching back to Be Our Guest? How do people get refunds on Lightning Lane passes?
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The closure of the @DewarsCentre would be a huge loss to our community.
Please read my open letter to @PerthandKinross Council on the proposed closing of the @DewarsCentre
Join me in trying to save our local ice rink! Please feel free to share this post🥌!
Could Rat be Jodie Whittaker? It's a nice toolbelt she wears, a great place to put a sonic screwdriver... #MaskedSingerUK
Rushed Quincy, our eldest dog, to the vet after he collapsed at the end of a walk today. Poor bugger died before the vet could do anything. Probably a ruptured heart tumour. He wasn't 8 yet.
Me, laughing at something on Twitter. Wife: “When are you going to concede and start calling it ‘X’?
Me: “The day after it closes down and fucking dies.”
Michael Gray retweeted
🏴 GIVEAWAY TIME 🏴
To celebrate St. Andrew's Day, we're giving you the chance to win the ENTIRE Xbox Tartan collection by Gordon Nicolson Kiltmakers ✨
Follow @XboxUK & repost this post to enter 💚
ALT A hand reaching down, holding an Xbox Tartan wallet from the Xbox x Gordon Nicolson Kiltmakers collection, and placing it in a sporran (the pouch in front of a kilt).