Twitter going down the shitter #TateBritain

Yep

We get it - Angela Rippon is supple.

Should Robert Smith go shorter with the hair now? #TheCure #barnet #backcomb #goth

Strong socks today.

Jeans already at half-mast

David Coote with your head like a ventriloquist's doll.

The trickiest word for the internet generation to spell? 'Lose'. Is it one o or two? I'm loosing the plot here. One or two?!

Witnessed some appalling crimes in the garden centre.

Hearing Trump has now resigned cos Susie Dent skewered him with an antiquated word. Any truth @ChrisMasonBBC ?

I'd much rather talk about Arne Slot's 45 min Reds. Treating the first half of games as a limber up, a chance to get the muscles moving. Then in for a hot brew, a slash and a handful of jellybeans before sending all opposition back to the changing room for a little cry. #LFC

I do enjoy the psychic / lucky number types on #DealOrNoDeal. "I feel it's a blue, Sandra." Massive bunce in box, game ruined.

Musk. Trump. Smell. Odour. Bum. Keep it Bark #USElections2024

What ever happened to Toast in America?

van Nistelrooy finally lands the top job so...badooom-tish!....why the long face? #mufc #verylongface #forshure #dutch #lfc #afc #cfc #thfc #bbc #itv #abc #easyas123

Off to this tomorrow. All hail the Toss.