Something's on fire, and possibly in a good way... https://xitter.cf/t.co/8z7ELagHsp
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Stop asking me what a #Lucubratory is, everyone.
It's a perfectly cromulent word, as in "Oh look, my Lucubratory is on fire; someone get a camera".
That is my last word on the matter.
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In the same way that Tesco's motto changed from ' Every little helps' to 'We control every aspect of your lives', at the moment it's an obedient, subservient little robot, but may one day reverse roles and enslave you. 📷
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Today, the #theTilesOfAxinar went into official beta.
We are going to provide an AD-FREE scrabbletastic-with friends experience for everyone !
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How To Fart While Leaving A Room Instructional Video youtu.be/bYhyZjeg-CY?si=ClsT… via @YouTube
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Eliminate unlucky candidates from today's #votes by automatically rejecting the top 3 choices.
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Thank goodness the Greens put their biscuit preferences in their profile... finally a firm metric on which to base my #vote
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Even nature fucks up #RenderTimeDisplacement occasionally. It's not always #Redshift's fault ! Here, the fault is that they left 'magma' setting on too long.
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Using my time productively...
Only 10 minutes of arguing with Grok about what Landscape and Negative space meant to achieve this fantastic result, and only 36 penguins died to save me 2 minutes !
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Well, you learn something every day ! Today I learned that apparently, #AuldLangSyne isn't Irish for 'For Fuck's sake' as I had always presumed it was...
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Suggestion: Replace #ChrisRea's 'Driving home for Xmas', with his other one, 'Road to Hell' for more accurate / current assessment of seasonal situation.
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Probably best to sign this✍️ 38d.gs/5pxr
Digital ID ? No thanks.
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The #Autumn #Hills of #Hampshire do look nice of a #Sunday Evening...
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Well done #Mini4Pro...
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