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Stop peddling BS. I might occasionally be guilty of it, in which I'll gladly take ownership.

Joined August 2009
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I keep thinking MAGA can't get dumber... And they keep proving me wrong.
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A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It’s time to start talking.
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Bane of BS retweeted
Lauren Boebert switching districts to make it easier to win an election and still losing is comedy gold.
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McDonalds USA Employee: $15/hr, no benefits Big mac: $5.79 McDonalds DENMARK Employee: $22/hr, 6 weeks vacation, 1 year paid maternity leave, life insurance, pension. Big mac: $5.49 Tell us more about how raising the minimum wage would affect the cost of hamburgers.
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When someone who was kicked out of school tells you "I ran the numbers" you should probably run from them
I ran the numbers. With the exception of Ken Paxton*, Texas Republican midterm statewide candidates slightly outperformed historical expectations. Democrats UNPRECEDENTEDLY outperformed them. Prior to 2026, it was rare for a statewide race candidate to outperform the presidential candidate of two years prior. In 2026, EVERY SINGLE STATEWIDE CANDIDATE obtained more raw votes than Kamala Harris. This has never happened before. Methods. I asked: What average % of the presidential vote does each Texas statewide race candidate get in the midterms, for each party? Then I compared what each candidate was expected to get, based on historical trends since 1992**, to what they actually got in 2026. The present figure is after adjusting for which party had a president in office; midterm turnout is on average higher for parties who lost the presidency. The unadjusted version is in the next, threaded post, for completeness. * Paxton would have lost even if he had performed at slightly above historical expectation, as other Republican candidates had, as you can see in the right-hand figure. ** Texas and national politics worked very differently before the 1990s, with many conservatives voting Republican for president and Democrat for state office. They are not comparable.
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Replying to @MAGAVoice
Trump is a conspiracy theorist who hates to lose. You all are throwing him red meat, and he m’s grabbing on to it. Shameful philosophy: if we lose they must’ve cheated. If we win, all is good. Sore fucking losers. It’s embarrassing.
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And just like that fuel prices have dropped.
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Easy slander lawsuit @TeamTalaricoHQ
James Talarico is a groomer. So, if you voted for him, I’m just going to assume that you’re a child groomer, too.
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I'm still laughing at how a Mexican took Greg Abbot's job.
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Top Trump Humper, Gunther Eagleman has made excuses for Trump for 2 years. Now he expects democrats to be more successful than Trump, without the Presidency, Veto power, or Supreme Court. Because, of course.
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Fun Fact: Ohio, Texas, Kansas, Michigan, Georgia, South Carolina... all have voter ID laws. So before MAGA starts screaming about Democrats stealing elections, explain how Democrats supposedly pulled it off in states that already require voter identification.
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This tired dumb ass uninformed uneducated argument needs to die a terrible death Just admit that none of you relate to voters in a real way at all
Reminder: We have John Thune to thank for not passing the SAVE America Act and securing our elections earlier.
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Well they haven't proved me right yet But they did lose their ass last night
I keep thinking MAGA can't get dumber... And they keep proving me wrong.
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The end of Trumpism starts today, thanks to Americans who still believe in the rule of law, equality, and the American dream.
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I knew it would be good, but this is amazing.
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Tonight proved we are not all Charlie Kirk.💙
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And that, my friends, was "too big to rig"
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Eric Trump said that if Democrats gain control of Congress, then they will relentlessly target his father nonstop.
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Well I didn't name a single thing But I did name ten It wasn't thirty, sorry bro Check the 🧵
Replying to @BaneofBS
Can’t name a single thing
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Yea, I'll say "Fuck Elon Musk" just for fun too. I used to support the guy, but he showed his true colors. He basically used the government to get the government from looking into his companies. Now if anyone wants to look into him he just threatens them cause he's a trillionaire. And the law certainly doesn't apply to trillionaires.
I say "Fuck Elon Musk" regardless of how many likes I get.
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Trump raped a 13 year old girl.
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