Gen Yoweri Kaguta Museveni, Africa's strongman, wise beyond comparison, patient beyond understanding. A once in a lifetime leader.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

Kampala, Uganda
Joined May 2013
The General of the Original resistance army 001 , a man after God's heart, @KagutaMuseveni of the Baseveni !
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I'm Hiring! Paralegal โ€“ Legal & Corporate Affairs Can be based in Uganda, Kenya, or anywhere! I am seeking an experienced, detail-oriented, and highly motivated Paralegal/Lawyer to join our administrative and legal operations team supporting our U.S.-based construction, real estate development, and affiliated businesses. This position will work directly with executive management, our existing administrative team, and outside legal counsel in the United States. The primary focus will be supporting litigation, legal research, contract administration, corporate matters, and legal document management. We are looking for someone who can think like a businessperson while approaching issues from a legal perspective, independently research issues, organize complex information, manage multiple legal matters, and proactively complete assignments without constant supervision. Knowledge of U.S. law is not required, but you'll be expected to figure it out through independent research. Key Responsibilities: * Assist with litigation matters, including discovery, document collection, organization, and preparation of legal records. * Maintain litigation files, legal calendars, deadlines, case summaries, and matter tracking systems. * Coordinate with outside attorneys to collect information, prepare documentation, and respond to legal requests. * Utilize Microsoft 365, SharePoint, Purview eDisovery, and other technology platforms to improve the efficiency and organization of legal activities. * Organize and analyze large volumes of electronic documents, emails, financial records, and other information relevant to legal matters. * Prepare written summaries, chronologies, reports, and documentation for executive management and outside counsel. * Assist with reviewing, organizing, and preparing contracts, agreements, legal correspondence, and other legal documents. * Assist with corporate governance, entity filings, licensing, compliance, and maintaining corporate records. Qualifications: * Bachelor of Laws (LL.B.) or equivalent legal qualification strongly preferred. * At least 3 years of experience working in a legal, paralegal, litigation support, or corporate legal environment. * EXCELLENT oral and written communication skills in English, including professional legal writing. * Strong legal research, analytical, and problem-solving abilities. * Extremely strong organizational skills and attention to detail. * Must be proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook, Teams, and other Microsoft Office applications, including Copilot and Purview eDiscovery. * Must be extraordinarily proficient in ChatGPT (including ChatGPT Work). * Ability to independently research unfamiliar legal subjects and learn new procedures and technology. * Experience with litigation, contracts, corporate law, real estate, or construction law is a plus. * Experience with U.S. legal matters is a plus, but NOT required. * Must demonstrate discretion, professionalism, and strict confidentiality. * Proactive, can-do attitude with the ability to manage multiple assignments and meet deadlines. * Ability to access reliable, high-quality internet. Additional Information: * This position is remote and open to qualified candidates based in Uganda, Kenya, or other locations outside the United States. * The engagement is intended to be a full-time (40-60 hours/week) independent professional services arrangement, subject to applicable laws and the final written agreement. * Must be available during U.S. Eastern Time business hours, generally 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM, with an anticipated service commitment of approximately 40-60 hours per week. Occasional additional availability may be required based on business needs and mutually agreed arrangements. * International contractors will be required to provide appropriate U.S. tax documentation before payment, including a completed IRS Form W-8BEN for eligible foreign individuals or Form W-8BEN-E for qualifying foreign entities, as applicable. * Services are expected to be performed remotely from outside the United States. Any proposed performance of services while physically present in the United States must be disclosed and approved in advance, as different tax and legal requirements may apply. * Contractors will be responsible for their own applicable local taxes, benefits, registrations, and statutory obligations, subject to applicable law. * Must provide your own computer, reliable internet connection, and communication equipment (microphone/headphones/etc.). * This engagement requires substantial professional availability and commitment. Outside employment or business activities that create conflicts of interest, compromise confidentiality, or interfere with agreed service commitments are not permitted. * This position provides an opportunity to gain significant experience working with U.S. legal matters, corporate operations, and construction-related litigation, but does NOT guarantee or imply any visa-related actions for the United States. * The successful candidate must be capable of working independently, taking initiative, and completing assignments with minimal supervision. 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Today, I commissioned 280 Officer Cadets at Kabamba. I congratulate the officers and thank their families and the UPDF leadership for guiding them through their training. A strong defence requires a strong economy, well trained soldiers, investment in science and technology, and cooperation with our brother African countries. The UPDF must also protect wealth creators and help combat crime and sabotage in our communities.
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We have a database of stolen works of art, archaeological objects and other cultural property. In todayโ€™s world where art is becoming very prestigious again, guard your works and come to us for help if your works are stolen. There are rackets targeting those precious pieces.
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What is the name of this condition?๐Ÿค”
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May his killers find the same fate in God's appropriate timing, rest in peace
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Fear God. Only
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Operation Sasi ku Nyama. Eri buli mutemu, omubbi, n'omukwasi w'abakazi.
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'Hide your talents, and bide your time. ' Chairman Mao Zedong
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Replying to @BandiVan
Couldnโ€™t fail to share. Itโ€™s like she was talking about me. Good morning my friend. Yebare kukorera ihanga.
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Something is always happening in Uganda๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โœ”๏ธ
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PLU has 4 core principles. They are: (a) Upholding Yoweri Museveni Thought; (b) Modernization of Agriculture; (c) Modernization of Industry; and (d) Modernization of the UPDF.
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President Museveni has closed the Frank Gashumba challenge on pastors, conclusion, ba pastor bonna bafere, I love this old man๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Yesterday, the Communications and PR Resource Person at the @JLOSUganda Secretariat, @MoJCA_UG, Kemigisha Gloria, paid a courtesy visit to our Director, Marcella Karekeye and her team. Discussions focused on strategic areas of collaboration to strengthen public communication and promote access to justice across Uganda. #OpenGovUg
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DEPUTY IGG CALLS FOR HUMANE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND STRONGER IGโ€“POLICE COLLABORATION As part of activities commemorating International Ombuds Day 2026, the @IGGUganda held a boardroom engagement with the leadership of the @PoliceUg at Police Headquarters, Naguru, to highlight the ombudsman role. The Deputy Inspector General of Government (DIGG), Mrs. @AnneTwino , commended the Inspector General of Police (IGP), @igp_ug1, for his strong leadership, responsiveness and the reforms introduced in the Force, including improvements in staff welfare that are already yielding positive results. @AnneTwino urged officers to enforce the law humanely, noting that the police are the most frequent point of contact between citizens and government. โ€œJustice should be felt, not feared,โ€ she said. The DIGG explained the distinction between the IGโ€™s ombudsman and anti-corruption mandates, describing the ombudsman as a mediator between government and citizens, as well as between public officers in dispute. She highlighted complaints received by the @IGGUganda involving police officers, including alleged unlawful arrests, as well as administrative grievances such as delayed salaries and pensions. To ensure timely resolution of such matters, she proposed the establishment of a Police Ombudsman to handle administrative injustice and maladministration. The IGP welcomed the proposal, noting that it will be discussed further internally. He reaffirmed @PoliceUg commitment to strengthening collaboration with the @IGGUganda and proposed designating a focal person to coordinate communication on investigations and anti-corruption matters. He assured the DIGG that complaints involving police officers will be reviewed and appropriately addressed. The IGP also welcomed the improvement in police performance noted in the @IGGUganda latest report to @Parliament_Ug , expressing hope that this progress will be reflected in the upcoming National Integrity Survey. AIGP @Damulira_Chris requested greater involvement of @PoliceUg in the forthcoming National Integrity Survey, while AIGP @Tom_Magambo called for the IGโ€™s support in showcasing successful joint anti-corruption efforts and addressing negative public perceptions of the Force. The Deputy IGG was accompanied by Mr. @nskakooza25, Director Ombudsman Affairs, Mrs. Hilda Talibba, Director Legal Affairs, Hajjat Ali Munira, Assistant Director Public Relations, and other @IGGUganda staff. #OmbudsDay2026 #AccountabilityUG
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You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Africa. But thereโ€™s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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๐Ÿ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐„๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐‘๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐…๐˜ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”/๐Ÿ๐Ÿ• ๐™Ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™Š๐™—๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ; โœ… Shs 10.75 trillion for debt and treasury operations โœ… Shs 2.42 trillion to cater for wages and salaries across Government โœ… Shs 376.6 billion for pension & gratuity โœ… Shs 242.5 billion for Parliament โœ… Shs 79.5 billion for the Judiciary โœ… Shs 21.2 billion for the Office of the Auditor General #OpenGovUg
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