This is where I write the things that I can't put elsewhere. I like to swear, NFL, drinking, and the interwebb

Joined July 2009
How it should be
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Terrifying…
WORRIED ABOUT A WORLDWIDE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY?
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I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.
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Here it is. Just retweet this tweet and make sure you're following @UnboxTherapy for your chance to win one of these Tecno Camon 15. Good luck!
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3/3 Many stores are closed so your friends and family will probably just wire cash to your account rather then giving you your 5th gravy boat. I think you can do a round trip for under $10,000. That includes engagement ring, wedding/reception, honeymoon and divorce. #Blessed
2/3 I think now is the perfect time for men to get married from a financial perspective. Because of social distance you can't have groups of more than10 people so thevenue will be small. You can't fly anywhere and a lot of hotels are closedso the honeymoon won't be too expensive
1/3 I think now is the perfect time for men to get married from a financial perspective. Because of social distancing you can't have groups of more than 10 people so the venue will be small.
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#Facebook #Marketpkace is always good for a laugh. I wonder if in the industry they call this the Good luck package lmao
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Simply the #Best! , completely out of touch, #dumptruck
Happy Father’s Day to all, including my worst and most vicious critics, of which there are fewer and fewer. This is a FANTASTIC time to be an American! KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
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As a taxpayer, if I'm going to pay for a family to go on a European Vacation, I'd rather it be the Griswolds than the Trumps. Just sayin'
thank you so much to everyone that came out to New York for my show! I am blown away I love my life!
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Such a kindness from a stranger. Thank you!
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This is the way I've always lived it, great man simple thoughts good execution, Excellence shows
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So true
I know its not the biggest story this week, but Cohen paid Stormy 130k and charged Trump 420k? Including 50k for "tech services"? What are the tech services for handing a porn star a check? Car dealerships are thinking "tech servieces"-why didn't we think of that!
Trump should have watched Goodfellas you know the scene where he's talking how you got to take care of everybody, slapping cash in everyone's hands. Everyone needs a little taste lol
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Sounds about right Dan
Just got out of a matinee for Crazy Rich Asians, anything happen today? Just kidding. I've seen a lot of busy news days in my life, but tonight I think a Wild Turkey is in order just to take in the cable networks and prepare for tomorrow's papers. Wow. Just, Wow.
If anyone asks I’m Canadian.
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