@BaltimoreTOY

Ruining Baltimore Orioles baseball one game and transaction at a time.

Joined May 2023
Not gonna lie…. Wasn’t expecting to have such an insane Terrorist of the Year race, but Harbaugh and Elias absolutely KILLED IT this year.
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Our first “It’s only September” post!
All of the tweets about the game and season being over after the Chourio home run are hilarious. It’s literally September. We’ve seen it for 5 months now. The Orioles always make it interesting. I just prefer they wouldn’t wait until they fall behind to do that.
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Everybody talks about how Pete has done what they paid him to do. I think when you look at the numbers at the end of the year, we'll be seeing the worst season of his career. I don't think he's getting to 30 HR. Every single active player on this roster needs to be better.
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Baltimore, Maryland
Expansion is coming… Name 1 city that deserves a Major League Baseball team.
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Need some money, might kill my 3 kids real quick
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Analytics are a tool to be used wisely and with discretion. A hammer can be used to craft but can also be used to smash yourself in the face. It’s important to define what the utility of these “numbers” are.
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Guys, Amazon paid $8.5 billion for MGM specifically for the Bond franchise. They’re not going to ruin it with “wokism.” That would be like paying $1 billion for Lord of the Rings and then making a WB-style show of Sauron Dating Galadriel. Not happening.
JUST IN: James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character.
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Replying to @ThirstRoundPick
Damn. Mathletes in the front office getting pantsed in public.
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If you’re a DC fan it’s your obligation to let this show fail
Cast of JIMMY OLSEN/GORILLA GRODD show till now: - Skyler Gisondo (Jimmy Olsen) - Jimmy Tatro (Gorila Grodd) - Mary Holland (Sandra) - Wendell Pierce (Perry White) - Beck Bennett (Steve Lombard) - Mikaela Hoover (Cat Grant) - Christopher McDonald (Ron Troupe)
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We're so back! Rebuild Remix is gonna be awesome
FanGraphs ranks the Orioles as having the #2 farm system in MLB after the 2026 draft & deadline. The Orioles added OFs Eric Booth/Ty Head/Kevin Roberts in draft as well as RHPs Anthony Eyanson/Kyson Witherspoon/Michael Forret and OFs Enddy Azocar/Jhomnardo Reyes at deadline.
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Mike Elias can add major cock block to his resume now.
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“Guys, I turned down two extensions so let’s go to the movies on trade deadline day and pretend like nothing will happen and then be totally shocked when something happens.”
Adley Rutschman, Colton Cowser, Ryan Mountcastle and Gunnar Henderson were about to see “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” in theaters when the catcher received the call that he had been traded, Cowser said. They didn’t end up seeing the movie, obviously. “It was pretty emotional,” Cowser said. “All I could do was give him a hug and tell him that I'm here for him and I love him.”
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Mike Elias trying to build a MLB roster
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This mother fucker said "we have good facilities" The fucking batting cages are nice.
President and GM Mike Elias offered up this explanation to #Orioles fans about where the club has been and where it’s headed after today’s trades. #Birdland.
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8 Years no playoff wins and a “rebuild” that has been a failure.
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Writing an 8 paragraph love letter manifesto to Mike Elias after nearly 9 years of futility is fucking insane.
Everyone in Orioles twitterland + @Buster_ESPN are saying the Adley trade is Elias admitting defeat. It's such a lazy, tired argument. First off, he took an organization that was pretty decimated when he took over with a bad farm system, no core, and the worst owner in baseball, and rebuilt it into the top farm system in baseball. The first few seasons would have been losing years with any GM. Period. The O's had a winning record in 2022, then made the playoffs two straight years including a 100-win season. Yes, zero playoff wins, but as Billy Beane says, the postseason is largely a crapshoot. Do I agree with every decision the front office has made? Definitely not. I wish we had drafted some position players who had better contact skills. That we had invested more in pitching. And I hated the Stowers/Norby trade, and despite Burnes success, I didn't like that trade either (but I do have an irrational love of Joey Ortiz). But this shit isn't deterministic. There's a lot a FO can't control. All you can do is control the process, and give your team and organization the best odds of success. And I think when looking at Elias's tenure in that light, I would give him a passing grade. Trading Adley isn't admitting defeat, it's making a great trade for the future of the organization. All you can do it play the hand you're dealt. When you double an 11 against a 6, it doesn't always work out. The narrative of "this is admitting defeat" is so tired and so... wrong. I applaud Elias for making the moves he did *that are in the long-term best interests of the Baltimore Orioles*. A lot of other GMs, especially ones concerned about their job security, would be buyers and make a very negative EV bet, but Elias didn't. He was rational, and made moves that improve their odds of competing for a title in future seasons.
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Just want to really reiterate this. Since homie wants to start acting like this.
🤖 Made with AI
I said a lot of F words...but also...I said what I said...
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🚨 BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles are reportedly sending Jackson Holliday to the Los Angeles Dodgers in a shocking blockbuster. In return, Baltimore receives Shohei Ohtani, Freddie Freeman, and cash considerations. 💰🔥 This would be one of the most unbelievable trades in MLB
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Greedy/dumb/owners who don’t spend are significantly more of an issue than owners who do. You morons wanna penalize teams for being good cause you’re mad. Boo fucking Hoo
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Orioles announcers doing a skit about one of them being traded while the GM is actively trying to trade away one of the team's star players. Just a brain dead, tone deaf organization.
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